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Quiet..... · **ugh -** 11-09-04

not that i need sex. or go around spending mass amounts of my time craving it like mad when i'm not having it...but when i'm trying to sleep when i have to get up at 6AM for work and the girl below me is getting fucked so hard that my floor shakes (i live above her)......i want to have sex.

she moans kinda hot, too. fuck.

isanon · 11-09-04

how interesting ....

Quiet..... · 11-09-04

omg. it gets even better. the two girls below me are Christina and Carmelina. I'm friends with Carmelina's friend Adelle. Now, Adelle has a brother named John. I play music from time to time with both Adelle and John. Adelle plays piano, John plays guitar. I play both.

Now, this morning at 6AM, I left my house for work and lo and behold, John is stepping out at the exact time. Of course I knew WHY he was leaving at that time, but I had no idea that it was HIM and Christina that I heard shaking my god damn floor last night as he was nailing her to her headboard.

I have tanned skin, but I think I paled down three shades when I tried to keep any sort of visual out of my head. I gave him a look of disgust that the timing of us both leaving the house then ended up really setting my day. Gah.

Mia~ow · 11-09-04

Can you poison the water supply to their room?

Quiet..... · 11-09-04

now THAT is a good idea. *plots*

Synikul · 11-09-04

A better idea would be to get a girlfriend and make their ceiling shake.

Quiet..... · 11-09-04

Olympics, huh?

Synikul · 11-09-04

Hell yes! See who can moan the loudest.

Quiet..... · 11-09-04

i'll keep you posted.

errantrogue · 11-09-04

speaking of water sports... what does it mean when dream cunnillingus turns into a pussy pepperoni fount?

i gotta stop eating salsa before sleep.

Lenina · 11-10-04

Bleghhhhhaaaaa!!! *puke*

Sic Simon · 11-11-04

This is pretty happy

Sic Simon · 11-11-04

This is the religions

Sic Simon · 11-11-04

Today you lick my balls again.

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