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Turn this thread into a stupid fucking sex chat ASAP - 04-13-05

See how fast you can make this thread retarded. I'm going to post a totally random quote from www.christiancoalition.com, and see if the next poster can turn that quote into something about sex, rather than treating this as an actual discussion, and jerking off to hentai later, on his or her own time. I'm doing this to prove that I hate you all in the worst way possible. Here we go:


"In August l989 Dr. McCormack called Dr. Pat Robertson to suggest that the millions of Christians organized for his campaign needed to be re-organized under a national banner. Dr. Robertson agreed and invited him to meet in his home in Virginia Beach, Virginia later that month where they agreed to found the Christian Coalition. The next month he and Dr. Robertson met in Atlanta, Georgia with national church and denominational leaders who gave their blessings and promises of support."
  
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04-13-05

....I bet Dr. Robertson had sex with Dr. McCormack at his home in Virginia Beach.
  
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04-13-05

ahahaha, totally. They probably did it in the Coalitionary Position.
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04-13-05

One was on his knees getting baptised..


Beware the ex's.. They ARE out to get you...

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It isn't just a saying.. It's a fact of life!

Those things that produced your ex......you know, the bitchmakers! Metagion
  
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04-13-05

haha, SEX!
  
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04-13-05

...and I bet the next month in Atlanta they had some altar boys over for a big orgy....of SEX!!!
  
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04-13-05

dude.


Don't Drink and Park. Accidents cause people.


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04-14-05

And FuckDoll and his one-word posts joined them.
  
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FD is a she.
Sex.
  
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A male FuckDoll would be wierd. But, if they were anything like me they would have to be cool.
  
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"In August l989 Dr. McCormack called Dr. Pat Robertson to suggest that the millions of Christians organized for his campaign needed to be re-organized under a national banner. Dr. Robertson agreed and invited him to meet in his home in Virginia Beach, Virginia later that month where they agreed to found the Christian Coalition. The next month he and Dr. Robertson met in Atlanta, Georgia with national church and denominational leaders who gave their blessings and promises of support."
Dr. McCormack is a male fuckdoll.
  
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04-14-05

I'm totally naked

Underneath my clothes.


Mrew
  
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04-14-05

My surnames Robertson.... I feel like a tool now....



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My surnames Robertson.... I feel like a tool now....
ahahah, i bet that means that you've had SEX.... at some point.
  
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04-15-05

How did you know? I tell you those fucking p0rnography sites said they would keep it discreet.... Should have fucking known!



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04-20-05

Lenina put her tongue in my butthole. And then she wiggled it. And then I went "ooo".

P.S- This thread is gayer than anithero.


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04-20-05

Yeah well Wicked Lady stuck a finger in my vagina... Then she pulled it out and licked it.... Then I went "Oh babes!"... Then she told me that she wants to rub muffs with me... Then we did...

Oh yeah and (antihero) is not gay... He proved it to me last night...



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