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Top reasons for why Japanese Animation is Dog shit! - 10-28-03

5. GOD AWFUL PLOT!
If you have seen an anime film youd know that the majority of it is contrived god awful plot.. sure occasionally theres a breakthrough of something decent...but that is a rare instance indeed.... for every Ninja Scroll or Vampire Hunter D theres 3 million "So i married an elf's or of Devil Man's"

4. Hentai... if youve ever seen demon rape 6 youd know that the japanese have a serious fucking mental problem.. and the sad part is that this shit isnt rare, they actually produce more hentai than actual porn... And you havent seen sad until youve seen a japanese guy fantasizing over an animated character...

3. you cant have just 1...
Suppose they make a good anime film which is rarely ever... when they DO make one they have to muck the shit up by making about 50000 fucking GOD AWFUL sequals and such... why cant they just leave it at good and start a new one? fucking anime making greed mongers! They can make something decent like Ninja scroll them make 12 sequels to it that make even the 1st one worse... is that even possible? it must be because it happens!

2. dubbing or subtitles?
BOTH SUCK ASS!!!! as if reading fucking yellow microfont was good for anyones eyes... jesus H chrsit!!!! and dubbing isnt much better... i blame the moron japanese who draw the characters mouths BEFORE they get the sound done, thus making the actual voice have to fit into jerky speech patterns... ever seen a dubbed jap animation where the character tallllk.....ed... just like... THIS! its fucking annoying!!!! fucking bastards!

1.ALL of the above AND the fact that the fucking films rarely go over 30 minutes.....i felt SO ripped off when i bought the 3rd tape in the record of lodoss wars series not knowing there were fucking 7 other tapes! what the fuck is wrong with these people?!!?!!!! and each tape is 30 minutes long... god fucking forbid they put the shits all onto 1 tape or a DVD....

As you can see Japanese animation or (anime) for short not only has shitty plot and god awful characters... but its usually got bad packaging 30 minute tapes, Shitty subs or dubs and it never ends... its IMPOSSIBLE to keep a decent Anime collection because the minute you buy 1 30 minute shittily dubbed bad plotted tape they release 10 fucking sequals to it... FUCK that and FUCK ANIME!!!
  
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10-28-03

amazingly enough, i was waiting for you to do this. glad you live up to others expectations.


好きなものは好きだからしょうがない!! So, fuck it.

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10-28-03

i hate to dissapoint..
note also alot of the sarcasm i used... how would i know these things unless ive watched my share of anime??? but my points stand.
  
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10-28-03

i never said you were wrong. i just don't feel the same way. are you done destroying one of my favorite things, or would you like to skin my cat and burn my house down, too?


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i want to debate!!! grrrrrr!
  
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My life would be empty wihtout anime...

Wait... it's empty with anime, too....



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i want to debate!!! grrrrrr!
try lynching my grandmother then telling me she deserved it. that'll get a response.


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try lynching my grandmother then telling me she deserved it. that'll get a response.
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10-28-03

When I said things similar to what billy said to my girlfriend, I got a sort of similar "why are you destyroying something I care about?" answer.


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10-28-03

itz becuase japanese ppl in real life have squinty eyes, but in cartoons they are fucking huge as fuck!
  
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itz becuase japanese ppl in real life have squinty eyes, but in cartoons they are fucking huge as fuck!
they dont have "squinty" eyes... they have a single eye lid while europeans have a double eyelid.. this give them thier almod eye shape. And in Anime they dont draw thier eyes that way because they want to be that way or to make fun of whtie people... they draw them that way because big eyes on a cartoon character are considered friendly. think about it.. look at bugs bunny or betty boops eyes same deal.. The big eyes were actually an american influence back in the day.
  
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When I said things similar to what billy said to my girlfriend, I got a sort of similar "why are you destyroying something I care about?" answer.
was it over anime?
  
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5. GOD AWFUL PLOT!

4. Hentai...

3. you cant have just 1...

2. dubbing or subtitles?

1.ALL of the above AND the fact that the fucking films rarely go over 30 minutes...
lets go at this point by point...

5. there's good anime and there's bad anime, just like every other genre in entertainment.

4. same arguement as above... there's good hentai and bad hentai, just like there's good porn and bad porn. well, most porn is bad, just because of its nature, it forcuses on fucking and less on plot. most hentai actually focuses on plot and adds the sex for... well, sex is great.

3. see, these are called SERIES... we have SERIES on DVD in america too with just as many discs... valid reasons for having less episodes on discs/tapes... translation times - most companies can't afford to dub or sub an entire series before releasing it. animations costs - its really expensive to produce most of these series and in order to recoup the expense, an american distributer has to stretch the discs a bit.

2. personally i like subtitles, since they usually include cultural information that might not be apparent to foreigners. dubs can be good too. i suppose it all comes down to who you hear the characters as first.

1. perhaps you're watching the wrong films. a good deal of the movies I have are at LEAST 75 minutes, normally around 90+...


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10-29-03

"5. there's good anime and there's bad anime, just like every other genre in entertainment."

agree completely.. unfortunatly theres an overhwelmingly larger amount of bad anime than good anime...

"4. same arguement as above... there's good hentai and bad hentai, just like there's good porn and bad porn. well, most porn is bad, just because of its nature, it forcuses on fucking and less on plot. most hentai actually focuses on plot and adds the sex for... well, sex is great."

Hentai sucks regardless of anything.

3". see, these are called SERIES... we have SERIES on DVD in america too with just as many discs... valid reasons for having less episodes on discs/tapes... translation times - most companies can't afford to dub or sub an entire series before releasing it. animations costs - its really expensive to produce most of these series and in order to recoup the expense, an american distributer has to stretch the discs a bit."

Sadly though nearly EVERY fucking anime comes in a series of 30 minute tapes that cost too damn much.... making anime suck donkey cock.

"2. personally i like subtitles, since they usually include cultural information that might not be apparent to foreigners. dubs can be good too. i suppose it all comes down to who you hear the characters as first."

subs eat shit... if i wanted to read microfont all day long and not be able to watch the film id just go to Xanga.com and laugh my ass off over there.. Dubs suck almost always..making almost all dubbed anime total dog shit.... the speech is quirky and jerky at best, making the character sound and look stupid...

"1. perhaps you're watching the wrong films. a good deal of the movies I have are at LEAST 75 minutes, normally around 90+..."

I worked in a video store for 2 years... ive seen a LOT of anime... sadly it sucks ass... its a genre that should be stopped... and the japanese people who forgoe real professions like... i dunno proctology should shoot themselves in the head... especially since theyd be so good at that profession they go thier heads up thier asses....
  
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10-29-03

very rational...

you:dog shit
me:reason it isn't
you:nope, dog shit

yeah, that's a good arguement billy.


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sorry if you cant dispute facts...
  
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i did dispute what paltry facts you tried to use... and you responded with 'nope, dog shit'

that's called opinion... an yours doesn't seem to have much backing.


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i offered statements, you attempted to dispute them, i disputed your disputes with more disputes then you copped out and said dog shit... i DID say dog shit along with other things dont try to make it seem as though all i said was dogshit when i clearly said more... a brief scroll up proves that. Im sorry if you cannot handle facts and opinions that you disagree with.. I guess you could always try to censor me again.
  
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10-31-03

I prefer the style used in HEAVY METAL : The Animated Motion Picture.

It came out when I was in junior high and it still kicks ass. Billy, you ought to check it out. The story of the B-17 bomber crew is really good.

I am sure there were some Japanese artists involved, but its not the stylized anime form which all looks the same to me.



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