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Tijuana_Bandit Versus a Magic 8 ball - 11-23-04

TB: HI!
Me: I think your dumb
TB: yup
Me: Not the brightest crayon in the box are we?
TB: nope.
Me: I think you should get your head felt.
TB: nope.
Me: Please die.
TB: Nope
Me: shut up dumb bitch.
TB: nope.

Me: Will I become a millionare?
Magic 8 ball: Ask again later
Me: Is it later?
Magic 8 ball: Yes
Me: Will I become a millionare?
Magic 8 ball: Maybe
Me: I don't want a maybe you dumb bitch! Will I become a millionare or not?
Magic 8 ball: No
Me: Do you think your a worthless piece of plastic?
Magic 8 ball: No
Me: Well you are! Should I thow you out of the window?
Magic 8 ball: Ask again later.
Me: Is it later?
Magic 8 ball: All signs point to yes.
Me: Fuck you
Magic 8 ball: no

Now tell me something, who is shaking Tijuana_Bandit?



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11-23-04

fiesty.....RAWR!!!!


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someone say fiesta?
  
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11-23-04

will there be salsa at this fiesta?


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11-23-04

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fiesty.....RAWR!!!!
I wanna know this! FUCK! Is she like... Programed for that or what?



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11-23-04

Wow damn i wish i could have had that convo with you. I hate missing out on all the damn fun!
  
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11-23-04

um....i dunno....

but i gotta ask Miss Thang.....what does "I think you should get your head felt" mean? i don't quite get this....


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11-23-04

Quote:
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TB: HI!
Me: I think your dumb
TB: yup
Me: Not the brightest crayon in the box are we?
TB: nope.
Me: I think you should get your head felt.
TB: nope.
Me: Please die.
TB: Nope
Me: shut up dumb bitch.
TB: nope.

Me: Will I become a millionare?
Magic 8 ball: Ask again later
Me: Is it later?
Magic 8 ball: Yes
Me: Will I become a millionare?
Magic 8 ball: Maybe
Me: I don't want a maybe you dumb bitch! Will I become a millionare or not?
Magic 8 ball: No
Me: Do you think your a worthless piece of plastic?
Magic 8 ball: No
Me: Well you are! Should I thow you out of the window?
Magic 8 ball: Ask again later.
Me: Is it later?
Magic 8 ball: All signs point to yes.
Me: Fuck you
Magic 8 ball: no

Now tell me something, who is shaking Tijuana_Bandit?
Do you really own one of those things?
  
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11-23-04

hahaha....BURN!


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11-23-04

How do we establish that shes totally oblivious to the fact that shes a dumbass?

Easy:

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i was being sarcastic dick head.
Observe the way she put dickhead. "dick" and then "head".

Also, she had to recant and say she was being sarcastic... Shes too dumb to be sarcastic... It must have took her what... 3 minutes to pull that out of her ass?

Lets see.

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i was being sarcastic dick head.
That was posted exactly
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Today 20:20
A magic 8 ball takes at the most 4 seconds to reply, depends on how long you shake it...



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11-23-04

Ok so Len love what is your problem with me? lol
  
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11-23-04

besides you think im dumb and stupid. Got that...fuck ya said it about a million times now.
  
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11-23-04

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Do you really own one of those things?
No, my buddy uses it as a paperweight at her office...

And getting your head felt means that she should seek help... Electric shock treatment... Brain surgery maybe... Get her head seen to... Fucknuts.



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11-23-04

at least TB can handle being flamed at. not that i'm sticking up for or anything. but that is all i'm saying. at least she can handle all of this pretty god dam well.
but the two of you keep on fighting.

while i leave and make my self some nacho cheese and watch "the battle of the brains."
  
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11-23-04

Quote:
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Me: Will I become a millionare?
Magic 8 ball: Ask again later
Me: Is it later?
Magic 8 ball: Yes
Me: Will I become a millionare?
Magic 8 ball: Maybe
Me: I don't want a maybe you dumb bitch! Will I become a millionare or not?
Magic 8 ball: No
Me: Do you think your a worthless piece of plastic?
Magic 8 ball: No
Me: Well you are! Should I thow you out of the window?
Magic 8 ball: Ask again later.
Me: Is it later?
Magic 8 ball: All signs point to yes.
Me: Fuck you
Magic 8 ball: no
*Shakes Len`s head* I hear rattling. I think your marbles have come lose.


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11-23-04

yea Len, I love ya hun but why were you carrying on a conversation/cursing at the magic 8 ball?
  
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11-23-04

Quote:
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Ok so Len love what is your problem with me? lol
Oh for fuck sake!

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besides you think im dumb and stupid. Got that...fuck ya said it about a million times now.
Besides that... Nothing... I think you are nothing short of stupid... Dense... Dumb... A ninny... A nitwit... And you STILL prove my point... Can't you at least be a little smart and just... Nevermind.

So far.

Magic 8 ball 1
You 0



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11-23-04

Awesome.
  
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at least TB can handle being flamed at. not that i'm sticking up for or anything. but that is all i'm saying. at least she can handle all of this pretty god dam well.
but the two of you keep on fighting.

while i leave and make my self some nacho cheese and watch "the battle of the brains."
If I was to just go. Yup. Nope. LOL OMG WTF? How would you view me? Above average intelligence? I don't think so. I don't act like I just got shot in the head with a pissant ray. She does. People think that because shes "Pretty" her fucknut behaviour can pass... I don't think so... She is a dumb bitch. Why can't people see that? Why? I mean is she on everyones level? DOes everyone think "Wow! She must be smart if shes taking a flaming like that... She must not let the world bother her"

NO!

The fact is that shes too fucking stupid to reply with anything more than "Nope" or "Yea" Or "LOL"! FUCKING HELL PEOPLE!



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11-23-04

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How do we establish that shes totally oblivious to the fact that shes a dumbass?

Easy: