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Mayhem Discuss Tijuana_Bandit Versus a Magic 8 ball in the Discussions forums; Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit i dont see how any of you are winning anything out of this...but hey as long as you guys have a good time...thats all ...

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12-12-04

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i dont see how any of you are winning anything out of this...but hey as long as you guys have a good time...thats all that matters i guess!
Actually, it pains me to tell you that your a dumb bitch... Nar... Nar wait.... Nar it doesn't...

Man Im winning... Im winning by a landslide... I think its awsome that Im not the only person who thinks that...



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Winning? Of course we've won, the general consensus obligingly says so.


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alrighty then
  
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12-12-04

That's what Trey, Charlotte's impotent husband says all the time.


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i hear spiders eat their husbands
  
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12-12-04

Yeah I noticed that too



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Yeah I noticed that too
Fellow SATC fan, i salute you!


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i hear spiders eat their husbands
Anyone would be justified in eating a husband who constantly said 'alrighty then' and gave you presents of cardboard babies.


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I heard that snakes dislocate their jaws and eat deer.....



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12-12-04

I hear. It's lucky.


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I hear footprints.
  
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I make footprints.


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there was an old show called "Charles in Charge" and the main character had this friend named "Buddy" who was real stupid.
they were hiding from some dude, so buddy runs up to the door and lays by the crack. then he gets up and goes "i hear footprints Charles!"
  
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That sounds cool. Hey, if you can get your hands on a copy of a programme called 'Little Britain' then watch it, it's brilliant.


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I see dead people...
*takes another toot of smack*


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*Slaps hands* I told you about the smack G... It makes you go like me...

Then again... I do r00l.... As you were...



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i hear spiders eat their husbands
You make the insects in your house get married? That's taking Christianity way too far.


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you knew that'd piece me off.
  
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12-24-04

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I have fooled you all for I AM the Tijuana Bandit....

And I am secretly my own evil twin brother.....

Sorry.. Too many American daytime soaps.

Neon Vs Magic 8 Ball

N is this a pointless Venture
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Some pleasure for our punishment..."

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12-24-04

I wasn't going to entertain that with an answer... But seen as yer already and stuff...

You can't be TB... Your a lawyer maaaan.



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