Of all the creatures on this planet.. Ants have to be the biggest pain in the arse!!!

What purpose do they serve anyways??
You see one, and there are a thousand more waiting to piss you off even more!!!!!!

Well, at least i'm not dealing with fireants.....

I know what ya mean. Every year, once a year, we have an ant problem. Luckily we find the source and kill them and thats it till next year but can't they just fuck off and bug someone else..

i always enjoyed killing them... when i lived at home every summer i would take a can of hair spray and a lighter and ignite a couple thouand of them on our driveway. One thing I have read recently is if you happen to kill one ant the smell attracts more ants to the area.

Ants are actually amazing creatures, people study them as their genetic makeup is complex. They could have a cure for mad crazy illnesses like Cancer and CJD. They are very intelligent too....

Just a pitty they like to fucking live in my apartment... I fucking hate them, they are the scourge of my apartment! Fucking hate ants... Annoying little fuckers. You know that thet have moved into the living room of this place now? I have ant traps every fucking where just to attempt to give myself a little bit better living space before I fucking leave...

Fucking hate ants.

Leave the ants alone. You monsters.

Fine, i'll ship mine to your house.. they will be sealed in till you open the package...

then 10,000 of them will come rushing out to make you happy..

scout out the anthills and cover em in gasoline. dont light em. gasoline will kill em. for others in the house or in areas you dont want them outdoors? spray em with windex. it kills em on contact.

there are no 'anthills' they are living in the edge of the sandstone foundation of the house i am living in...

find where they are living and fucking gasoline them. then windex the rest. just spray em with that.

LOL if i try to pour flammable liquids down the holes where the ants are coming from, i will end up burning down the building!!!

why? youre not setting fire to them.

Then i'll just smell them, or have them leak into my apt. either way, it don't work...

the smell of gasoline dissapates quickly.

and they more than likely wont come into your apartment. gasoline doesnt scare em off. it kills em. instantly.

i know this works. we had an ant issue here too.

Heh, but i live in the basement apt.. no where for the fumes to go but down here...

fine, then just live with the ants. they love you.

You got an ant problem in your place too?

Man I tell you, they're a fucking bastard to get rid of.

Whenever we had ants we just bought ant powder and that did the trick.

Yeah, that would be a good plan if I didn't have a toddler running around the place or I wasn't pregnant at all...

Can't do shit around here... Can't wait till I fucking leave.

I did that too, and my god do they make the most satisfying popping noise.

Bastards.