Okay, so about 2 weeks ago, 2 kids kncoked at my door and asked me if I had seen their 6 pet corn snakes... How in the fuck would I have seen their pet cornsnakes? JESUS! They live next door to me you see and when they are not banging and playing music at 4 and 5am they like to torture their pets.

So this morning, when I woke up, I went to take a piss... I found a dead fucking cornsnake in my toilet.


Now my apartment is just about empty, we are living out of suitcases till september because we are going back to the UK and really, all I have is 2 plates, 2 sets of cutlery, a bed, my daughters crib, 2 chairs, this PC and a portable TV left in this apartment, how the fuck could a fucking snake sneak past me? I bet the fucking kids put it through the window.


It looked starved and well, snakes can swim and this one looked like it gave up the ghost. So I was angry and decided to take it back to the fucking owners and shout at them. I knocked on their parents door and the mother said that she didn't want it in the house because she hates snakes and she set them lose on the grass outside. So I had an argument with her because I wanted to know how the fuck a cornsnake got into my toilet. She was saying that she didn't know and that she also let 4 mice out of their cages that the kids had too and said that if the mice aren't there then I probably killed the corn snake myself!

That fucking stupid idiot, let mice and fucking snakes lose on the apartment building! What next? Setting rabid dogs off? Honestly, there should be a law against stupid people having children or indeed mixing with the rest of society....

I went nuts and ran down to talk to the landlady. Apparently, on the second floor, they have found 2 baby mice, on the 4th floor they found a dead male mouse and 2 cornsnakes. Also she has had complaints from the tennants on the 7th floor because they have found mice droppings and one tennant brought a live snake to her last week...

I am going to be glad when I leave this shithole. I told the fucking landlady who was responsable... I doubt anything will be done about it because nothing is EVER done about anything in this shithole and I swear to god, if I find a fucking mouse in my place, I will go nuts! I have already called the environmental health on the landlady twice already... This is fucking rediculous!

I have a 1 year old daughter running around this apartment and it is a health risk to her and my unborn child. First ants, then snakes and mice... I am not fucking suprised.

Too bad is wasn't alive and bit you in the face.

hide a nice juicy piece of meat in the apartment when you leave and throw bits of meat all over...



..just imagine the flies and maggots after you're gone

Its a cornsnake.... Are you dense? A cornsnake?

Fucking idiot....

Honestly, I am getting so pissed off with this place... nothing gets done here, nothing... I will be glad to get home... No worries about finding dead animals in my toilet... This apartment building is fucking stupid.

Yeah you will just have chav's instead

Heh, Yeah... Maybe one morning, I will wake up to take a piss and find a dead chav, face-down in my lav.

One can only hope...



...look forward to seeing you soon

Same here! I need a bottle of loopy juice.... It all pussy drinking here.... They dunno what a good pissup is....

I think I may tell my neighbours to fuck off in a moment.... ANd call the evironmental health again....

Don't worry babes, I'll stand ya a bottle of Broon


And go do it, damm Canadians

Take pics of the dead cornsnake

Go get some fish.... than get yourself a wall patch kit.... make a small hole... big enough to slip the fish in the wall but small enough to conceal with the wal patch kit..... put fish in wall and patch over it..... in a few weeks the stench will rouse the entire nieghberhood

Oh I get it now.
Imaginary snakes don't bite.

A cornsnake is a small, non-poisonus snake you fucking retard

thanks for saving me the trouble.

Anytime Lily anytime

Lenina: i found a cornsnake in the toilet! wtf!?
syph: too bad it didnt bite your face hahaha
Lenina: dude, its a cornsnake! are you stupid? cornsnake!
syph: oh i see, imaginary snakes dont bite.
Nox: its a small non-poisonous snake you fucktard.


THATS A CORNSNAKE SYPH, YOU DUMB PIECE OF CRAP.

No, a cornsnake is a very tiny snake... Never bites... And even if it did, you wouldn't feel it... Also it is so small that it would be impossible for it to bite off my face... the only thing it would be able to do is bite the tip of my nose... And that is stretching it because its a CORNSNAKE!!! A FUCKING CORNSNAKE!!! A SMALL, HARMLESS CORNSNAKE!!! YOU FUCKING MORON!

That is why you are a dumb shit because if you knew what I was talking about to begin with then you wouldn't have even said something so fucking lame and idiotic...

Man you really are a fuckwit...

Thats what it looked like too... although its markings were a little more faded than that one... Oh and it was a little more yellow...

I would have probably kept it if I found it alive... I love snakes, its a shame that people can be so absent minded when it comes to animals...