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Theres only so much I can take... - 03-11-05

So yeah, I'm in a store buying underwear (White panties and matching bra... Very comfy thanks...) this afternoon and I see a buddy of mine whom I have not seen in about 6 months... So she starts wittering and I just phase out for a second because I see these awsome looking shoes and I instantly forget she is talking to me, I did catch a few things before I phased out, she was pissing and moaning about her friend whom decided to ditch her at the mall yesterday and that she saw me in baggery buying a Marylin Monroe bag and she was shouting my name to talk to me but I ignored her etc etc... I dunno, by that point I phased out because she was bitching at me for not going over to talk to her...

Anyway, I was in turmoil in my mind... DO I put back the underwear that look kickass and go pick up those awsome shoes or do I forget the shoes (that are on sale and will probably be picked up by some unappreciative fuckstick who will wear them once then throw them at the back of their closet...) and keep my undies... Just as I was coming to some sort of ultimate conclusion in my head, she nudges me and asks... "Have you been listening to a word I said?" I go to answer and she starts bitching again about her brother... Which was all I caught because she started to sound like the Penguin from Batman "squak squak" and so on...

I eventually decide to keep the undies and matching bra and phase back into her rant by saying... "Hey, dump him!" I dunno why but I said that anyway... She just looked at me and started bitching at me for not listening so I told her that I didn't care and she didn't matter.... She looked at me in shock and walked away...

I grin in relief and pay for my stuff. So everything is cool until I walk past Staples and I see another friend of mine who was basically telling me that the girl who was talking at me in the store, told her... Something or other... I dunno because I phased there too... Which was odd because I never do that... So I was thinking about those shoes and wondered if I went back there tomorrow, would they be there? Hmm... So I shake back into society and blurt out "Dump him!" She laughed at me and said it was typical of me to not care about what others think...

Think is... Now I'm pissed off because I decided to go back to the store tonight and pick up those shoes and when I got there... They were gone!!!

Those fuckers....

HAHAAAAAHH!!! No fucking point to all that shit... I just wanted to give you a taste of what I have to put with from stupid teens....



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That story makes you look like a blonde.


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Good call in going with the undies though.....you know we got a thread for that......
  
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That story makes you look like a blonde.
Cool... Maybe I should team up with TB?

Qoji.... I'm not taking pictures of em... They are white and white does not reflect the darkness of my soul...



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the darkness of your soul?! why, you are as colorful as a hippy's tie-dye tee-shirt....yes you are....*pinches your cheek*....ah yes you are!


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the darkness of your soul?! why, you are as colorful as a hippy's tie-dye tee-shirt....yes you are....*pinches your cheek*....ah yes you are!
I can so see Neena ramming that pitchfork of yours up that satanic ass you have...hehe...


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Good call in going with the undies though.....you know we got a thread for that......
We do?!
  
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Yes the women show us your undies thread in Adult

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Hey! Neon, you changed your name to Nen now?

Fast typers faulter...



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