Cass is a dead man. (a lot of you wont understand this)
He's such a Dick. Always talking when he's not supposed to, disrupting, holding back our progress! I would put up with it more patiently if he wasn't such a waste of skin. He's one of those kids that make you want to shoot him twice in the head and then shoot yourself. you know the kind.
today, he pointed at my little brother and said 'I'm going to kick that little rookies ass. he is a dead man' so i very polity went up to him and asked him what the hell that was all about. he said he just felt like saying it, and he's going to go through with it.. just because he felt like it. so i very politely shoved him up against the wall a few times and told him that if he ever talked to me or my little brother like that again I would take his precious drum sticks, shove them in his ass, rip them out, and then shove them in his eyes and watch him bleed to death wile dancing around him. I let him back down and walked off.
I dont know what the hell his problem is or why he feels he has the right to do shit like this. next time he starts to play or talk when we are trying to get something done i'm going to beat him to a bloody pulp.

i'll take photos

sounds like that attitude of his just got adjusted.....now let's see if the adjustment sticks

hmm...sounds like fun can i help?

duct tape and a cattle prod

ooooh......and not that cheap duct tape either.....buy a nice heave duty roll........with extra adhesive

military issue...for repairing broken jeep axles

i hate him so much. i had to deal with him today. ducktape is looking better and better.

once duct taped, the cattle prod is a wonderfull thing

grrr. i want to cause him pain with my own two hands.

then don't shave him before pulling off the tape

hehehe actually, i have a strip of ducktape in my locker with my friend (chris) hair on it.

see...it works

and you can't untie the stuff like a rope

true true true...
today he wasnt that bad... we had to keep yelling at him though. dick

a bit of duct tape to the back of the neck would be a good reminder

i'm going to need some more ducktape...

I always have a roll in the truck

tweezer work wonders as well as duct tape

no killing him with a gun would be quicker, but you would have to wear gloves, so that way they wouldn't be able to get your hand prints or finger prints. so then you can make it look as if he commited suicide. and with his write hand, put a pen in it and write a suicide note. instead of using your own handwritting.

Ugh, WTF, make me move! Now we have 2 tenors, 3 clarinets, 1 trombone, a flute, and a piccolo in one locker because our leader is a cow.