i once had a thread like this before.
argue with me about the utmost important issues please. issues such as but not limited to:
boxers or briefs.
photoshop or paint shop pro.
should men shave their legs.
should we reintroduce the lynx to its natural habitat in mexico.
is it ok to use periods where question marks are necessary.
and of course, interchanging of the words to, too, and two.

as we debate these points you will be introduced to the finest methods of making a candy ass of your opposition.

here's the platform to start with.

-a man is not a man unless he wears his briefs. it's either that or i know i'll get more opposition in saying that.
-photoshop is the industry standard in awesomehood.
-a man should feel free to shave his legs if his woman asks him two.
-without the lynx mexico's ecosystem is suffering already. just have a swig of their water.
-it is ok to use periods where question marks are necessary.
-it is a statement of individuality if one decides ta use whatever choice version of "to" he/she prefers.

Well I say body hair should be shaved if you're starting to look a little too ape like, I mean you should't have fur growing up your neck. As for legs, whatever the person wants...if the girl says so then go for it.

in saying this i'm already safe in assuming you're a silky boy.
silk comes from the butts of chinese worms.
so you'd say this to the mexican acrobat wolfmen? huh? he has a hot wife and a kid. you got that? no.
because you're dumb.
you've got no right to shove your cute little silky preferences on the more conservative of wolfboys and lumberjack type people that wish to hold onto what nature gave them. they're sensitive like that.
ass.

Egypt had it right; hair is dirty, if you're smooth then dirt sticks to you less, so keep your fur animal!

fancy this little notion, piss ant.
not everyone lives in egypt. let's take a trip to alaska and ask them how worried they are if the damn sand sticks to them. huh?
yeah.. that's right. you go ahead and enjoy your petite leg action you have happening on your side of the fence, but when the open minded borachos of alaska are pissed at you cuz you told them to shave themselves i don't wanna regret not warning you.
yeah buckwheat you're really onto something.

I like buckwheat cakes and gravy.

so what the hell are you insinuating? huh?
oh, i address the silky boy as "buckwheat" and you make a clever hint that you "like" him huh? yeah that's trendy. take the guy with the establishment, oppose what he thinks and now you're the special rebel.
what's more is now you're just lacky to the special rebel. i applaud this move in all of its open minded glory. you both know i'm right.

should I be on my knees?

yeah that'll do.

ok i don't shave my legs so I feel a liar fighting this side, so I change to the meaning of too and to.
I prefer "Too" to "To", Too drags what you're saying so you look like you're smarter.

dammit, I want a taco

Rosemarys baby wasn't the son of the devil!!! Just really, really ugly!!!!

oh yeah i see. you lose pal. you're done.
but rather than concede, you'd rather just make up some copout. now i don't have jabs to make at your imposing opinions of hygiene but overall character. fess up. you've been to class.
wow, so are you a social moron or is that a consistent characteristic? the word "two" not only contains more letters than "to" but it also varies the letters used. now, not only are you displaying patience and willpower in producing a third letter, but it's a different third letter. that's bad ass.
of course you already knew i felt this way and only said this knowing i'd argue with you huh? you come in here just to play the foil? yeah you're cool.
no really.

where do you get off? ever consider the possibility that rosemary is the devil? hm? how do you argue that shit? yeah, you don't. to plus to equals four. nothin to be said.
and your face is really really ugly.

Yeah but Rosemary IS NOT the devil, she apparently got raped by the devil though which is untrue!!! She was raped by a really hairy geek named Norbert in a desperate attempt to lose his virginity!!! Rosemary was obviously on the date rape drug when it happened!!! Shut up!! Or I will dick smack you with your own penis!!! Oh yeah and did I mention that your ghey? No? Well your GHEY!!!!!111!!!!!!

Children understand the meaning of two, some adults can't comprehend the value of the double "O" and the mass amount of brain power it uses. Point being you have the intellect of some one the age of your choice.

wow you chicks always stick together don't you? i'm sure that if you ever wanted to claim to be "raped" old satan would stick up for you too.
face facts, women are evil and the devil's gotta be a woman. if people would even begin to believe at any time that the devil were involved in this situation, it was the female role.
i say stupid ass beelzebub herself got a twinkle in her eye over this Norbert and felt the only way to get his attention was to get poked. now she's shoutin rape? no.
how do you get raped by a nerd? what's he do? invite you over to play hypnotic video games or some shit? you've twisted this whole thing up just to save face for women, ya damn feminist lesbo. go parade for a labor trade union or something. and have a steak, the anemia's wasting your brain away.

you ever heard of projection? huh? pedophile?
because "two" is so well understood across the board (a proverbial board, stupid. i felt there was a need for clarification on this typically self evident figure of speech, because you're a bonehead) you not only have a more impressive misuse of the language but well understood.
you must like misusing the language in such a manner that requires explaining of itself. ah that's cool, yeah. because then you can sit there and belt out some long winded speech that has a nice undertone of "i'm better than you". sing your own praises and no one else will, you self-aggrandized munch.

Come on!!! How can you say that a female is the devil?.... Actually don't answer that.

her fucked up husband was in a hairy geek worshipping club and they slipped the date rape drug in her chocolate mousse. The geek shagged her, she fell pregnant and he got the powerup and won the game. She didn't scream rape, she didn't even know what the fuck was happening! Typical of a man to just roll over once hes finished. Even hairy geeks called Norbert do it!!! Wheres the talking afterwards huh??? Rosemary was tripping, she would have made good conversation for a hairy geek.

And shut the fuck up, you know you want me... Its just a matter of time before your insults towards me turn into sexual innuendos!

so the devil got raped by a geek. glad you see it my way. geeks rule.
you're just one step away from usin asterisks to get my attention, chick.
yeah, i see right through ya.