Ohhh, this is something I know about.
I HAVE DONATED BREAST MILK! When I was breastfeeding I was told about babies with special needs and mothers who can't supply milk, and so I donated a few pints. They gave me a pump.

What I find creepy is when I go to my friends house and her seven year old son thinks nothing of lifting her top and latching on.
They know it freaks me out, and so they giggle at my shudders.
That makes it worse somehow.

I wouldn't mind doing what you did, but I find breast-feeding at even a year old freaky...

I kept it up until she was nine moths, then the teeth became a problem.
*shivers at painful memories*

I've never breast fed, but I have had bitten and painful nipples and it's not an aspect of motherhood i'm looking forward to.

Oo er missus!
You know how to have fun!

Actually, it's not too bad, to be really honest.
It's a hell of a lot easier than sterilising things in the middle of the night, mixing up formula.

Ah fun
I've done the sterilising-mixing-formula-more-sterilising game. It's boring, by the time you make up the bottle and it's cool enough for them to drink they've fallen asleep.

I am a lazy mother.

Once boobs were out the window I used to make up gallons of formula (soya, she can't do dairy at all) and stick it in the fridge.
I trained her to drink it at room temp from an egg cup, something the midwife suggested for babies that don't like bottles. She used to lap at the egg cup like a little cat.
Egg cups are easy to sterilise.

I'm now having visions of putting my boobs out the window.
Oh look, the postman's coming!

No! It smells of sour milk. Not caca! shit, smells of shit. Sour milk smells like sour milk. Rotton eggs smell like rotton eggs. Listen buddy, I think maybe you've been snorting something to think that milk smells of caca. Either that or someones been playing some sort of cruel joke on you...

consider where caca comes from again and you'll realize that edible products do become that which is shit. i suggest taking a break from attempts at communication, because you have to be able to figure out what you're thinking and why first. but it's ok, i understand that nobody told you that this is how it works.

The reason why caca smells of caca is because our bodies break down our food via use of "enzimes" It takes all the good stuff out of the food we digest and leaves the waste. Food contains stuff we need in our bodies. Shit does not. Therefore, shit smells like shit because its waste. Food smells like food because its fucking food!

Its okay, I understand surreal... Its not your fault your dumb...

Oh yeah... If you could read my sig instead of just trying to score points... You will notice how it says

"If it smells of shit, stands to reason that it probably is."

I didn't see no "If it smells of shit IT IS DANGIT!"

use your brain, its the little things that count...

you think your body actually extracts all the nutrients from everything you eat? and do you know why cheese and milk.. have the effects they do?
enzymes. yup. in summary, you have non processed shit that is white in a jug. and the longer it sits there, the more yellow it becomes, then brown and so on. the only difference is it never went through your colon.
if you wanna talk astrology with me i'll rock you every time.

I ended this argument about... Oh yeah last post ago... You remember reading that?

Let me refresh your memory...



Well, thanks for the lesson on milk and cheese doodie but you just need to read things properly is all...

I still love you though...
Press 777 if U R right

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HA! Heres a plate... Isn't that your ass?

that's not a profound statement. why would you put a statement as assinine as that in your sig?
you might as well put "i know incredibly obvious things" in there.

the reason you put that in your signature was to imply that if it smells like shit , it is, ditz. unless you really did think it was news to someone that if something smells like what it smells like, there's a probability that it is this that it smells like.
yeah cool.
keep the graphic, but face it, the quote is useless.
but please, keep defending yourself. i look smarter each time you post.

You have to read the article to know what it means.... Bugger off.

you suck at this.
you're fired.

Im re hired if you just read the damn fucking rant Ginger was talking about.... Heh

no because i'm being stuffy.
see?
i have my arms folded even. you lose.

RIght so I was sitting thinking about the game chess... SOmeone must have been really bored to think up that game... Like "Oh I know! I will make a boring game for risk but its to with checkered squares and not the map of the world... ANd instead of getting seven man at the end of every turn... I know, I will just pull something out of my ass and make the rules crazy! the bishop can move this way and the king can move this way and the stupid looking horsie can be called a knight" WHAT THE FUCK? A knight doesn't look like a damn horse... A knight is supposed to be in armour! WHat the fuck is the horse? If I were a king, and I hired a knight! It wouldn't be a damn horse... "Oh hi! I need a knight! Do you have a shetlend pony for sale?" What the fuck is a bishop anyway...? What the fuck is a bishop doing fighting? ANd might I add that chess piece looks like a penis with a growth on its head... Pawns... Heh... DOn't even get me started about pawns... They look like little penis's... More like a big sex game made for boring geeks who think its smart to play... ITS NOT A SMART GAME! Its a crap game! Get a damn life!

so when an old man is bored and doesn't have anything to do, he should think the following when the idea of chess is brought up:
"well i know i'm good at it and it'd kill the time, but hey, the pawn looks like a shabang. nope"
you're like those religious people that tell their kids not to watch teletubbies and yugi-oh because the purple teletubby is gay and the dragons on the cartoon are "evil".
i hope you see the similarities between you and stupid people.

the problem isn't in the shows or the game, rodcomwitstick. the problem is right there in that dank cranium you have there. what with the limited capacity inside of there, i'm surprised you fit shit in there as well as the alphabet.
i do give you that much. you've impressed me.