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Lenina · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by (antihero)

surreal, you're pretty bad at this. your slamming is entirely without grace; you are to slam what those rainbow-colored socks with the individual toes are to socks in general: they get the job done, but they sure look stupid doing it.

Iwear socks.... Im not enhancing the converstaion... Just tell you I do...

*SpaceGhost* · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by surreal

yeah that's cool.
why don't you write a clever little song about this then, and throw yourself a little boyband together? hm? you'd have the old hairy guys makin fun of you in no time.
then you'd hate hairy asses. well, context.
man.

oh. i was just wingin it. i didn't know wtf that was all about.

why do you care how you look? you're gonna get old anyway, sissy. i'll tell you one thing, i can't remember the last time i caught myself "checking up" with the convenient reflection my jeep window creates. no. that would be vain.
not everyone's blessed with a precious little face, so i'd suggest you lose the panty-waste-like tendencies, slut. go eat some oreos and break out. you'll lose your obsession real quick.

kablam? stupid show. except for prometheus and bob.

Haha, thats classic.

*SpaceGhost* · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by surreal

Survey says: HOT.

(antihero) · 11-15-04

i don't think she's all that special. kinda boring.

*SpaceGhost* · 11-15-04

I did'int like her either...at first. When evanescence came out, I hated the band. it was chessy,gimmicky,teen-agnst-ridden smelt of shit bullcrap.I still think so.However, I think she sings pretty good,and has potential.

(antihero) · 11-15-04

that's not what i'm talking about. i'm talking only about what she looks like.

crimsonnyte · 11-15-04

I love her eyes. I'm a sucker for pretty [blue] eyes...

coldandsilent · 11-15-04

one eye looks different, maybe it's the light....

*SpaceGhost* · 11-15-04

Anyhoo,yeah.Fuck all of you and whatnot.

surreal · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by (antihero)

surreal, you're pretty bad at this. your slamming is entirely without grace; you are to slam what those rainbow-colored socks with the individual toes are to socks in general: they get the job done, but they sure look stupid doing it.

i see what's going on here. you've read all of my arguments and you can't find a single hole in the logic, and ergo you've resorted to personal jabs.
glad to see you have some sense, sissy.

surreal · 11-15-04

i just have a thing for chicks that pick their noses.

coldandsilent · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by surreal

i just have a thing for chicks that pick their noses.

And your standards keep getting lower and lower........

(antihero) · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by surreal

i see what's going on here. you've read all of my arguments and you can't find a single hole in the logic, and ergo you've resorted to personal jabs.
glad to see you have some sense, sissy.

See, that's what's weird: you claim to "see what's going on," but I've only posted once. The real deal is that I'm not going to bother with your arguments, because you'll disagree with what I say regardless; that's the whole point of this thread. Soooo, I thought I'd break from tradition and insult your style. But yeah, you totally "saw what was going on," son. Salud.

surreal · 11-15-04

in other words there's a stick up your ass.
take care pal. glad you stopped by. really.

*SpaceGhost* · 11-15-04

Okay,no ones stickin' anything up anyones ass in here.

surreal · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by coldandsilent

And your standards keep getting lower and lower........

this from the guy that frolicks with his own twin.

coldandsilent · 11-15-04

Ha, we are not related so down with that idea!
Back to the task...
You're just mad because you have no ideas left, so what do you turn to, porn or a hooker?
Cause after all, what’s the true difference.....just a camera.

Lenina · 11-15-04

So how about those pansy ass ravers then?

You kinda look like one surreal.... Does the whistle posse make any noise when your waving the old glowsticks?

coldandsilent · 11-15-04

Yeah what the hell is with ravers, I mean disco people with glow sticks.

surreal · 11-15-04

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Originally Posted by Lenina

So how about those pansy ass ravers then?

You kinda look like one surreal.... Does the whistle posse make any noise when your waving the old glowsticks?

wanna show me what pic you been lookin at?
ravers are alright provided they don't start babbling about blue apples and shit. but their pants are so killer, with all the pink trim and chains.
to take away from your little element of surprise, i know you trendy folks are ravers. those shadow people bein nice to ya?