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I wanna know where my taco is
  
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under the bank.
um.. stupid.
  
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what bank and wheeeere?
  
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haha. this is hilarious.

is the "school of slam" located in the Bronx?


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haha. this is hilarious.

is the "school of slam" located in the Bronx?
is that some sort of baseless assumption?
pick a battle pal.
  
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so the devil got raped by a geek. glad you see it my way. geeks rule.
Rosemary wasn't the devil yer ninny!!! That poor bugger was raped by a geek and she had her husband pussy whipped till he joined the geek orgy parties!! He was probably a faggot anyway, not even capable of getting it up... Poor chick couldn't even get a decent shag! Her being drugged was probably the best sex she had since she met the fucker anyway!!!! And even then she was drugged because the geek was probably into some weird fetish shit!


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you're just one step away from usin asterisks to get my attention, chick.
yeah, i see right through ya
Im already visualizing the ballgag in your mouth....



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Rosemary wasn't the devil yer ninny!!! That poor bugger was raped by a geek and she had her husband pussy whipped till he joined the geek orgy parties!! He was probably a faggot anyway, not even capable of getting it up... Poor chick couldn't even get a decent shag! Her being drugged was probably the best sex she had since she met the fucker anyway!!!! And even then she was drugged because the geek was probably into some weird fetish shit!
that's what the devil told ya in the bathroom or what?
sounds to me like she drugged herself for the decent shag and then raped him. turned around and said she'd been raped.
but all you little hussies believe what you hear in the bathrooms. "she knows my pain". god.
she's satan damnit.
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this is the second time you've made me cry.
  
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that's what the devil told ya in the bathroom or what?
sounds to me like she drugged herself for the decent shag and then raped him. turned around and said she'd been raped.
but all you little hussies believe what you hear in the bathrooms. "she knows my pain". god.
she's satan damnit.
She didn't drug herself... Her stupidy head hubby gave her the drugged mousse so she could be raped... AND she DIDN'T claim rape either, she didn't even know what happened. I don't listen to gaggles of females in bathrooms... I use the bathroom to take dumps and piss and wash my hands and stuff... I don't want to listen to chicks when Im taking a dump, its distracting and I don't want them to hear the water splash when I drop one! FuuuuuuccccccccKKKKKK! At least females don't watch eachother piss... I have seen male urinals!!! Don't say that you've never stood next to a total stanger in there and admired his junk! Its not logical!

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this is the second time you've made me cry.
Go on! I know you like me! I can see your tail wagging...



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She didn't drug herself... Her stupidy head hubby gave her the drugged mousse so she could be raped... AND she DIDN'T claim rape either, she didn't even know what happened. I don't listen to gaggles of females in bathrooms... I use the bathroom to take dumps and piss and wash my hands and stuff... I don't want to listen to chicks when Im taking a dump, its distracting and I don't want them to hear the water splash when I drop one! FuuuuuuccccccccKKKKKK! At least females don't watch eachother piss... I have seen male urinals!!! Don't say that you've never stood next to a total stanger in there and admired his junk! Its not logical!
you just trust whatever she says. that's what you're saying? or are there, possibly, points to make behind all this incessant gaggling of the female?
what did she say to you to prove that she's not the devil. and what stood as proof to you that she indeed didn't fabricate this whole mess knowing she had female leverage (yeah you chicks are always the victims. that's a pisser)

guys typically don't stand next to each other when pissin. you read mia's thread on shivorgs? yeah. you don't wanna be next to a guy when he does that. so no. you've seen too many movies, ya feckin limey.

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you just trust whatever she says. that's what you're saying? or are there, possibly, points to make behind all this incessant gaggling of the female?
what did she say to you to prove that she's not the devil. and what stood as proof to you that she indeed didn't fabricate this whole mess knowing she had female leverage (yeah you chicks are always the victims. that's a pisser)

guys typically don't stand next to each other when pissin. you read mia's thread on shivorgs? yeah. you don't wanna be next to a guy when he does that. so no. you've seen too many movies, ya feckin limey.
She proved that she wan't the devil because she was catholic! Her local vicar went to visit her every weekend! She had rosary beads around her neck and she went to church every sunday!

Yeah, I mean you never admired the girth of another mans jusk when your pissing in a urinal next to eachother... Sure you never have just took a peek or a glance at the mans junk standing next to you while your shaking off the reptile....



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stop that. sicko.
Heh... You are validating my inherent mistrust for strangers...



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She proved that she wan't the devil because she was catholic! Her local vicar went to visit her every weekend! She had rosary beads around her neck and she went to church every sunday!

Yeah, I mean you never admired the girth of another mans jusk when your pissing in a urinal next to eachother... Sure you never have just took a peek or a glance at the mans junk standing next to you while your shaking off the reptile....
catholic? HA. proof!
take the word christian, add one "mark of the beast". you know.. a cross. a "t".
you get an anagram for the word "antichrist". how do you like those apples? huh? yeah. checkmate. you're fired.
as far as the other issue, you're just voicing your fantasy there. you wanna watch a dude piss. women always think of men like property. *sniff*

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how much for you surreal?
  
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don't flirt with me when i'm pissed over.
  
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cuz i am. look.. i'm fumigatin.
  
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not flirting, Im curious. Im too pissed off at these fucking screaming girls...I so hate living in the dorms. You know, everything was okay this weekend because my roommate was gone
  
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not flirting, Im curious. Im too pissed off at these fucking screaming girls...I so hate living in the dorms. You know, everything was okay this weekend because my roommate was gone
what i've set out to do is argue with everyone about any and every thing they say, even if it's something as stupid as what quiet..... said earlier.
so um.. you suck cuz i'm too lazy to make an argument outta this statement.

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dragonflies.
  
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your reasons?
  
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catholic? HA. proof!
take the word christian, add one "mark of the beast". you know.. a cross. a "t".
you get an anagram for the word "antichrist". how do you like those apples? huh? yeah. checkmate. you're fired.
as far as the other issue, you're just voicing your fantasy there. you wanna watch a dude piss. women always think of men like property. *sniff*





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*cough* so i win.

now, what about the lynx? or the boxers? we have statements i've made that went untouched. surely you opinionate nincomsticks have something to say about that.
  
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