Fucking Snow Bullshit Mother Fucking SHIT Car Crashes, Stores Closing, Fucking Up Schedules. UGH!















I should move to Flordia or somthing.

snow rules.

yep I see snow outside my window. It is freaking cold

SNOW DOES NOT RULE! I had a heart attack comming to school today, couldn't make it at all yesterday and had to call my buddy a ride in. I'm broke as hell, so if I frig my my car I'm tottaly screwed. I need new tires, too. And, actually, maybe it's money that I should be bitching about. But, snow is still COLD and I don't like being COLD. And, Christmas, that's bumming me out this year. All I've bought so far is a hokey pokey Elmo for Ariana, and I have no dough for anything else right now. I wish I'd win the lotto.

yeah, tires help you get around in the snow.

yeah...

I like winter, but then again.. We don't get snow that often here.. And certainly not this early in winter

my snowboard is begging for some action. luckily i'm going to snowshoe after christmas for 3 days.

Yeah. It never snows in Flordia. But if you stand really close to the Mexican dockworkers, they sometimes cover you in jizz. So it sorta looks like snow.

It snowed yesterday for the first time this year. It sucks. I hate cleaning it up.

Try a wet paper towel. Baby wipes work well, too. Nothing worse than the scent of stale jizz clinging to your body.

I need something bigger than a wet paper towel.

Wow. You must have a mouth like a fucking black hole to suck all THAT jizz out. It would probably be easier just to hose yourself down. That's what they do with the elephants, you know.

Slut.

Like you wouldn't believe.

It never snows where I live, being it's all freaking ugly desert. We need some damn mass incantation so we can send all that snow you hate over my way. That would help solve all our problems.

We should go out sometime. All I need is another $1,500 and I'll have a penis of my very own.

i hate when it's 78 degrees and sunny in december.

I hate it when stupid sluts ruin a thread by comparing jizz to snow. Those fucking bitches.

*throws snowball at ArSiNiK's truck*



Bastard.......

i wish it would snow here....they are calling for some this weekend i believe....

i have to have pictures of the first snowfall.....its usually quite nice.