i enjoy slut anus.

If you are a man it's OK, if you are a female slut go to hell.

Underage slut anus?

You better be careful with Slut Anuses. They can get pretty funk nasty.

Hearing the word "slut" reminds me of my loving sister. I'll never forget the day she came back and told me she got "tagged in the Dulee". (I'm not sure how to spell it, but I'm referring to those diesel-powered trucks.) But don't get me wrong, she didn't sleep with just ANYBODY. She had her standards.

I think all the guys had to have big tires for her to let them "tag" her. Manly men have big tires.

hey i remember that story
i also remember when i was molested blah blah blah.....

I was thinking the exact same thing. "Hi kids! Do you like anus? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for a chance to be famous!" I'm not an ICP fan, but that song was just great...

LOL, goodness knows those are hard to find

That song's fucking funny as hell.

i'm still looking for the underage sluts...

AOCM, they're everywhere man. You must not be looking in the right places...

I suppose not... well, i see a lot of them when i visit my friend at school (she's in highschool, one of the two highschool kids i will concede to hanging out with), however, something about hanging out around a highschool like "hey baby, i can buy you cigarettes" doesn't feel right. maybe in a year and a half when i can buy them liquor.

Or maybe i should start going to raves... i ahbor ravers and drugs and the entire culture, but i can swing glosticks around like a jackass and wear big ugly clothing...

who knows.

Does that mean I'm a jackass with big ugly clothing?

Too late, you're already there. :p

Sounds like fun to me...

Simple Answer: Yes.

Complex answer: if you somehow transcend the rest of your "culture" (and i use the term loosely, as there's more culture in a petrie dish than at any rave) and have priorities that aren't superficial pursuits of how far you can stretch your permatrails and generally indulge in gluttonous excess and listen to shitty drum and bass crap spun live by DJ flash-in-the-pan, paying upwards of $30 for per pill of weak drugs, all the while claiming to be 'open-minded' while shunning others of your kind based on whose Nokia has more flashy lights and a cooler ring and who has the prettier Pikachu backpack then maybe, MAYBE i can make an exception for you.

But chances are, i probably wont.

Fuck ravers. It's like they took the worst of the hippies and the worst of the disco era of the 60s and 70s respectively, made the music worse, made not only the clothes, but the DRUGS designer priced, and painted everything neon and ridiculous. And by the way, if you're a raver, stay in your own fucking club. There's nothing i hate more than getting my dance on to the extended mix of the Sisters' "Dominion", only to have some tool in 73" neon khaki's and a headband start twirling his arms and kickstepping around me. Hey fucko, Nation is on the other side of town, now get out of my face before i shove those glostics up your ass. how "urban" would that be? losers.

Dammit... Tell 'em, AOCM!

I always do

Damn skippy.

weird...why is this bumped up again?

*doesn't understand*