Ever gone into the dentist and you smell food from their lunch break? its quite annoying, since i had to get a filling for my cavity and afterwards you know youll feel like crap and wont want to eat.....plus why the hell did my dentist have candy in their waiting room?? more sugar to pick from their patients teeth?!! ha!

i like to make as much eye contact with the dentist when they're staring down my throat.

i close my eyes.....

but i don't mind the dentist....my teeth are in excellent condition......

My teeth have been non-stop hell from day one.
And I mean day one, even my baby teeth grew in funny and some had to be removed from inside the gum.

I am seriously, seriously looking forward to dentures.

My dentist smells OK though, which is just as well.

My dentist plays trance music while she pokes around, and although she's really gentle, I keep worrying that she's going to start waving the drill bit in time to the beat.

my eye doctor reeked of garlic... does that help any?

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i like my dentist..he gives me lots of praise!

What's a Dentaste?