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| The shithead who nicked my toffee flavoured yogurt -
01-08-05
You are a fucking, fucking bastard. Do not steal my yogurts. Go buy your fucking own, you stupid little twat.
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A golden energy
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And found myself again
I was wrong, I don't mind
The impossible seems possible
This time I'm an electric wire
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Just like when you wander to the fridge, knowing you've got some yummy leftover chinese food waiting.... and some shady bastard has up and lifted it without asking!! makes me wanna shove pork fried rice in their eyes!! ....if I had any left.
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Makes me want to batter them to death with something large and heavy...
A golden energy
Was rising out of my head
I shed my evil skin
And found myself again
I was wrong, I don't mind
The impossible seems possible
This time I'm an electric wire
If the sun can radiate then so can I
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A chip pan?
Thanks. Find out exactly what to think, next.
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may I suggest the trusty cricket bat 
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Nothing like the sound of Willow on flesh!
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A crowbar, a staff of solid steel, a war-fan, a jitte, a tonfa, a war-flail a blacksmith's punch . . .
Oops, got a little carried away there.
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Was it a Muller lite, the dieter's friend?
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Dodgy bastards who think they can eat all of your.... "snap"... "snarf"... food... "gulp"... and think they can get away with it... "crunch"... mmmph mmmm mmm jerks. Sneaking into your... "slurp"... ahhhhh... "burrrrrp"... fridge and (looks for a spoon) take the very last yummy... "scarf scarf scarf"... yogurt...... (looks for soy sauce)... they should be force fed field mice till they burst! ……….Wait.......no………..they should be taken to an eating disorder clinic.......and um…………get counseling......yeah um......with a six step program........ that starts at...........Burger King............... Yeah that’s it……….Burger King.
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Originally Posted by Nivvie Was it a Muller lite, the dieter's friend? | Yes it was! I bought 24 at Tescos yesterday, it was buy 6 get 6 free. I know that means that I probably have a few to spare but damnit go and buy your own fucking yogurts, yogurt thief!
A golden energy
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I shed my evil skin
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If the sun can radiate then so can I
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Originally Posted by Sybs You are a fucking, fucking bastard. Do not steal my yogurts. Go buy your fucking own, you stupid little twat.
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | the bastard
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itz not food that bothers me so much.....itz alcohol
i mean, i'm a pretty hospitable dude so i'm all like "whatz mine is yours"....but if i got a bottle of Jager and am givin' peeps some shots, then i disappear for some time, come back and my bottles empty, i'll get irrate......that shits expensive yo.....
but food don't bother me......'cuz it happens, y'know.....you get drunk, rootin' around the fridge, and you spot someones left over shrimp, and you think "i shouldn't eat this!" but you do anyway....it happens.....just be a man and tell them you did it, and if they get mad, buy 'em some dinner or sumtin'.....
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wow, you sound like a guy I'd share my apartment with
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i don't wanna live in a hollow tree....but thanx for the invite
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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six i don't wanna live in a hollow tree....but thanx for the invite | Why not, that still would be better then living in you parents basement in .... Ohio  | |
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yeah, but my parents are kool.....even though i am a leech *suck suck*
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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six i don't wanna live in a hollow tree....but thanx for the invite | All of a sudden this just popped into my head: "We are the jockies,
Jockies are we.
We live underground
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