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Insane Asylum Discuss The shithead who nicked my toffee flavoured yogurt in the Discussions forums; I’m with Jobe. I belong to PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. Burn the outside and red on the inside....
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01-10-05

I’m with Jobe. I belong to PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. Burn the outside and red on the inside.

  
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01-10-05

To G:

Exactly! And then I had to part with another toffee one today because I made the mistake of telling my friend about them!


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01-10-05

I get the feeling that Sybs is going to end up killing someone over yogurt . . .


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01-10-05

No, 'fraid not. Maybe killing someone for making me feel like I should throw up my dinner, but not over yogurt. I might torture them though...


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01-10-05

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Exactly! And then I had to part with another toffee one today because I made the mistake of telling my friend about them!
See...that's what you get for turning people on to new things and sharing.
  
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01-10-05

I know! I made him a sandwich, got him some crisps, and still he ate my yogurt!


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01-10-05

What a jerk. If I were there, I'd beat him down for you. I'd bust a cap in his ass.
  
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01-10-05

He also almost hit on me, so I was just scared.


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01-10-05

Now I am DEFINITELY gonna fix his wagon...

*gets on the next plane to the UK*
How do you think I will get my "toys" through Customs though?



  
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We're pretty lazy actually, they let me back into the country when I flew home from LA. Nutters.


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01-10-05

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I used to work with someone who was repulsed by eggs. She used to call them chicken periods.
She also hated milk, and said if you may as well go up to a cow and suck on it's udders.

She ate meat though, flesh didn't creep her out.
I can't drink milk either, well... If it's a milkshake or something with milk in it, that's ok. But, just plain milk is nasty...bleh!! Eggs aren't that bad, unless they're uncooked. That's my weakness right there, I can't even look at a raw egg without gagging... even the smell makes me ill..


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01-10-05

Did no one click on my fecking funny link on the first page???



And Tool, burn the outside...? Nah, bring it still wriggling...



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01-10-05

I actually bought one......

well considered it

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Did no one click on my fecking funny link on the first page???



And Tool, burn the outside...? Nah, bring it still wriggling...
Oh god, there you were being actually quite clever and no one looked.
I have to admit I agree with neon, tempting.

And just for the record...hahahahaha!
There, happy now Jobey?



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hmmph!!!



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I can't drink milk either, well... If it's a milkshake or something with milk in it, that's ok. But, just plain milk is nasty...bleh!! Eggs aren't that bad, unless they're uncooked. That's my weakness right there, I can't even look at a raw egg without gagging... even the smell makes me ill..

Back in the 90's in my old fitness freak days I would consume about 3 - 4 pints of milk a day and about half a dozen raw eggs, the only bad stuff was the brewers yeast tablets I was also taking



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Back in the 90's in my old fitness freak days I would consume about 3 - 4 pints of milk a day and about half a dozen raw eggs, the only bad stuff was the brewers yeast tablets I was also taking
Jesus Christ! Your arteries!

Now cheer up.
Stop sulking or I'll put you across my knee!



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Yeah but I was working as a Phys Ed instructor and working out 7 days a week for about 8hrs a day. My calorific intake was 6000 + a day...



...oh and I was buff as feck



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Oh, all right then. Exercise does elevate the HDL which removes the LDL cholesterol.

So why don't I spend my Chrsitmases watching you on World's Strongest Man rather than fearing your taxing powers?
Come on, I'd pay to watch you pull a train...



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Cos I was only 5' 7" and 150lbs...