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erm....yeah

um, my mom was a hippy and my pops was just a catholic type who got stoned and drank a lot.....but they're old and cute like, and they're annoying and we all drive each other up a fuckin' wall, but itz all good......


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erm....yeah

um, my mom was a hippy and my pops was just a catholic type who got stoned and drank a lot.....but they're old and cute like, and they're annoying and we all drive each other up a fuckin' wall, but itz all good......
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SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!! i wanna move out


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Yes it was! I bought 24 at Tescos yesterday, it was buy 6 get 6 free. I know that means that I probably have a few to spare but damnit go and buy your own fucking yogurts, yogurt thief!
I bought 12!!!

Buy 6 get 6 free rocks!!

I'm gonna go back and stuff the fridge in case they end it soon, and that way, if there's some kind of seige and we can't leave the house, I'll have plenty of non-fattening food.

Must go to Tescos....must go to Tescos.....



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I hope it's still on next week... I eat about 3 a day because for some reason they suppress my appetite, not to mention and creamy and yummy with low fat and no sugar- it's like a miracle!!!


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I bet it has high-fructose corn syrup in it.


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I hope it's still on next week... I eat about 3 a day because for some reason they suppress my appetite, not to mention and creamy and yummy with low fat and no sugar- it's like a miracle!!!
That's true! Yogurt is a recognised appetite suppresant! Yay! Go Muller!



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I bet it has high-fructose corn syrup in it.
Nope, they are only 100 cals per huge pot, but they do contain some artifical nasties like sweeteners and thickeners, but not high-fructose.



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I had a fun time cutting that shit out of my diet a few years back.


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For two days a week I make sure none of us has any processed food. I bake a load of stuff myself, and as we're all vegetarian, cook elaborate, organic meals with odd veg.
To do that any more would probably kill me, way too much like hard work.



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Tell me more in the new thread in friendship.


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You are charging admission?
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You can come in for free if you've got any fat on you or any addictions.
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For two days a week I make sure none of us has any processed food. I bake a load of stuff myself, and as we're all vegetarian, cook elaborate, organic meals with odd veg.
To do that any more would probably kill me, way too much like hard work.
Apart from Diet Coke and Muller Lite all my food is fresh and most of it's organic. I always maintain I'm a terrible cook but I'm not too bad and can be very inventive! No longer vegetarian, but don't eat red meat or eggs.


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eggs taste good with cyanne pepper!


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I don't like the idea of eating foetuses. I'd be completely vegetarian but many I can't stand tofu and the other vegetable proteins either contain gluten (allergic to) or eggs (repulsed by). Besides, people get peeved by my pickiness, it's just easier to eat chicken.


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01-10-05

I used to work with someone who was repulsed by eggs. She used to call them chicken periods.
She also hated milk, and said if you may as well go up to a cow and suck on it's udders.

She ate meat though, flesh didn't creep her out.



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01-10-05

Personally I like to eat my steak while it's still trying to get off the plate...



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01-10-05

That sounds too delicious, Sybs. I didn't read over the whole thread to find out who did it, but I think whoever did it should get their heiney walloped until it looks like two Japanese flags.
  
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