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Shit. - 04-02-03

I dont like shit.
heres why.

Sometimes you get ready for some big happening youre going to and you shower and wash yourself and put on you best clothes and by the time youre there you have to take a shit, and you cant take a shit in a public place. hate it.

And why does shit have to be less dence and chunky sometimes???
Cant it be in one piece without chunks?

I think it has to do with the food you eat how dense and chunky it comes out...
  
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in a public toilet that is.
  
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Re: Shit. - 04-02-03

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I dont like shit.
heres why.

Sometimes you get ready for some big happening youre going to and you shower and wash yourself and put on you best clothes and by the time youre there you have to take a shit, and you cant take a shit in a public place. hate it.

And why does shit have to be less dence and chunky sometimes???
Cant it be in one piece without chunks?

I think it has to do with the food you eat how dense and chunky it comes out...
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04-02-03

if you hate shit, then why do you constantly make shitty threads?
  
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04-02-03

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if you hate shit, then why do you constantly make shitty threads?
So that you can ask why.
  
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04-02-03

But then i have a P&S fetish. But i dont like shit when you have to take a shit at unapropriate times and when its soft and chunky.
  
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04-02-03

I agree. It sucks a lot when I'm running late for school or work.. and I manage to get everything in place on time and I'm just about to walk out the door, when suddenly I feel something soft and warm trying to get out of my ass.

No- It's not my sister's gerbil. It's that annoying shit that waits until you have no time to sit down and go, before it decideds to show it's smelly little head.


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04-03-03

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Re: Shit. - 04-03-03

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I dont like shit.
stop eating it then


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04-04-03

i would be good if shit would have a film around, like a condom, it so that your ass wouldnt have rests of it left.
  
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04-04-03

Shut up already.


I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING BEATS!
  
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04-04-03

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if you hate shit, then why do you constantly make shitty threads?
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04-07-03

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Shut up already.
I can't believe I read a thread about shit.


There will be a next time.
In my heart.
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How does it feel to be you?
How does it feel to feel the way you do?
You're so decisive,
And I don't care if you like or you hate me,
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