i had a friend over yesterday... she's completely insane about the guy she's dating. she's 14 and her parents have her on birth control. she couldn't use condoms, no, she's to good for that! at least that's sometihng that bitch wouldn't forget to do... anyway, we were watching Final Destination 2 again, and the fucking cunt sat up in my damn room and started wretching. she went to the bathroom to try to make herself puke, and so far, i have no idea what the fuck is wrong with her. she came back in my room and started shaking and pacing and crying and talking about how she couldn't remember if she took 1 too many birth control pills, and she had me call her stupid boyfriends house at 12 a.m. and tell him what was wrong with her. then, at 12 in the god dammned morning, while my psycho parents were asleep, her fucking redneck disgrace showed up at my house, just after she puked on my sidewalk outside, and stood up claiming that "life is great!" and then, there was the awkward moment when they sat there, clinging to each other and i was left in the dark with all of the outside pets gathered at my feet watching them. she decided to leave. so, i went and passed out in my room and 6 hours later, my dad woke me up and i was left to try to explain this shit to him, and he starts yelling at me about liability, and neglegence, and how i should've told him what was going on. honestly, i may be stupid to some extent, but i do have morals. i am not going to wake my parents up close to 1 in the morning and tell them that "my retarded attention seeking friend needs her boyfrined here to hug her, and she MIGHT leave, but i'm not sure, is that okay, daddy dearest?".......he would've shot me. fuckning hilljack....i have to do his laundry, isn't that disgusting? i dont even get paid for that shit. i'm so fucked up that i go to therapy for fun.

I APOLOGIZE
i would like to apologise to anyone who bothered to read all of this. i'm sorry you were exposed to even that much of my life and i hope it does not hinder you in any way.

You know...life can be weird sometimes? You can either choose to ignore this or just smile and move on.

Did you really had to write that in red? Red is such an aggressive colour.

*smiles and moves on* no.... i didn't have to write it in red, but necessity can be a bitch sometimes...

Teenagers.......

In my day, we had to walk 15 miles uphill just to be able to whine like a lil' pussy. Whippersnappers of today have no idea how lucky they are.

Your friend sounds like a right douch bag, skanky cum slurper. I think you should punch her in the jaw and tell her whiney bitch (probably older) kiddy fiddler boyfriend to stop cradle snatching 14 year olds the dirty fuckjar.

i don't want to do that to them... i'd rather watch how much more fucked up her life can get and then laugh at her.

The way you speak of her it doesn't really sound like she's a friend at all.

Honestly, I think it's fucking retarded, if she is complianing about her skanky bitch friend and her nonce boyfriend then she really should just tell them to fuck off... But she would rather just sit around and laugh at her... I hope one day, when teenage pregnancy hits her and she is more or less in the same position as her friend, she comes here to tell us all about it so too can laugh at her tarded ass.

I say get rid of the leeching bitch. It will make things all that much funnier when her life stops circling around the shitter and goes down. She's probably gonna end up pregnant despite the birth control, and "guy" so to speak will ditch her.

If she gets preggers

punch her in da stomach

it's not that easy to get rid of my best friend sense second grade. it's just that she's being more stupid than she's ever been... and she thinks that i enjoy her telling me how many times she cums when they fuck. shit, i'm not the type of person to care much about intimate relationships, especially someone els's...i think i'll probably just have myself comitted. it'd help make the world a less horrible place...

Your friend is 14 years old?!?!?! And she's talking about what?!?!?! Slap the skank's face in!!!

Lenina just got a flashback of her life as a teenager.

Yeah because I forgot that you bought the biography on my life.

I guess it's more eventful than yours really... Seen as I actually have sex and actually have a life... It's okay if your jealous... I mean, I would be too if my only company was a box of kleenex too...

Loser.

Goddamn Syphilis, have some fragging decency and keep you bitch about Lenina in that thread, believe it or not, some people actually don't give a flying frag what you think about here.

I just knew you were gonna bring up "i have life" line.
Same old shit everyday, you should host a tv show.

Crybaby.

Window licker