Oh good god we're harvesting a bumper crop of morons this year I see.....
Okay Orchid.... this is what you do
1) Stop being some stupid shadow-startled loser and grow a pair.
2) Tell her to stop being as wet as she is, to get a clue and to shut up about sex

Stop being jealous....you clearly are....if you're that jealous screw somehting or stop whinging about it.
4) if she's such odious company tell her to piss off
Why can't people have any sense of directness to them.
Neon
"I've oft been told by learned friars
That wishing and the crime were one
And heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.
If wishing damns us, you and I
Are damned to all our hearts content.
Come then we may at least enjoy
Some pleasure for our punishment..."
Sir Thomas More