I figure that since so many people here mope about how/why their lives suck, we could have a thread in which we voice these reasons whenever they happen and/or come to mind. This thread is to contain bitching only; if you're one of those fucking 30-something mom types who loves to spread joy around DF by saying "I don't hate my life; I have a loving husband and am expecting a baby and blah blah blah," then take your bullshit somewhere else. We don't need it (or you).

I'll start things off:

I hate my life because of my job. It pays well, but I feel like the office bitch. WhenEVER there's some shit that no one else wants to do, I'm the only one who's willing to do it. I hope the fucks drown in pools of their own fucking vomit.

mine sucks and i'm not paid well. my car needs a fuel pump so i'm bumming rides. i have traffic school this saturday. i'm going to be putting my ferret to sleep soon of whom shits on himself so i have to bathe him daily and pull it out of his hair, as well as feed and give him his medicine. i live in a small shitty apartment with free furniture. i have no money to get my wisdom teeth removed. my band broke up because of two whiney brothers that were in it. there is a bunch of other stuff, but i'd rather not post a magazine.

I am being oppressed.

I don't know if I get this post right. But here we go and Anti could tell me if I understand his post.

ive developed a nervous tick when i am upset, or "nervous"...lol. who would have thought.

my upper lip goes heywire. it shakes, and curls up. and then my foot starts to tap on the floor. my shoulders become bright red like im gonna climax, and then my eye's water. its alot. plus i have the usual butterfly's in my stomach.

you can't steal d_d's.

Why not?

So the point is not to steal other people but to make one up right?

nope, its to bitch about how sucky your life is.

Oh I get it know. I thought this was addressed to point out other people who think there lives are shitty. Well I have nothing to complain about my life. I've been doing pretty good.

I still haven't found permanent employment yet. I'm going on an assignment in which I'll have to drive an hour one way to put stickers on library books. (Woo hoo.)

My comp is inches close to going tits up, and we don't have another one yet. Right now I'm using dial up, which sucks so much ass it could be liposuction! Same deal for the car...only, hey, fucking bonus, my Mother Outlaw uses the car because His Grace is wayyyyyyyy to fucking cheap to get one (because he has is truck! My problem? Nah, I didn't THINK so!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRR!)

More as I think of it.

Here comes a whine.

1) Present employment situation.
2) I need a new car, and repairs need to be made to my present one.
My parents are divorced and both insane, which I have mentioned in previous posts. It's been a year since their divorce and my dad constantly talks about it.
4) The mother is getting remarried in 11 days and my dad wont shut the fuck up about it.
5) When the mother gets remarried, she's moving out of this house.
6) My dad is an uneducated, 65 year old, truck driver, so I can't live with him. Since he's a trucker he has no one to talk to but me and tells me everything from his encounters with hookers to playing slots to listening to talk fucking radio and recounting every word that was said.
7) I have to find a roommate and continue the lease the mother is holding here at this residence.
8) I haven't told the mother that I got fired from my last job and she thinks I still work there. I've even been telling her about my day.
9) I am unable to sufficiently supp
18ort myself.
10) My bf never has anything nice to say about anything at all unless it's beer, record, turntable, or some hot bitch on the tv related.
11)My dad bought me a $100 ferret and I hate the thing. I don't want it. When I tried to pawn the amp he gave me, he got mad and even started crying. I have no idea what he'd do if I tried to get rid of that glorified skunkrat.
12) I owe my bank $225 because they made the terrible mistake of giving me one of those CARD things. (Can't I just pay at the god damn pump?!")
1 I have a warrant for my arrest and I told the mother that I paid it off months ago.
14) I have a $200 fee for not getting my license renewed when I changed residences.
15) I need to get my license renewed anyway because my birthday was in December, but I CAN'T because I have a warrant and if I try to get it renewed, they'll fucking arrest me.
16) I have Kyphosis, complete with muscle spasms which have become more frequent because of my physical therapy.
17) I'm out of pot.
18) I have to finish defensive driving online before I can pay my warrant off.
19) I have no cash to pay my warrant and was not able to even get the last job that I applied for because of that fact.
20) I hate my family and feel guilty for never calling them.
21) I've only come once from intercourse.
22) I have absolutely no idea what I want to do in life.
2 I want to join the air force but I would have to take care of my legal and credit problems before I entered.
24) I keep most of my friends around me because they're idiots and it makes me feel better about myself.
25) you suck and that why my life sucks.
26) The movie Rushmore is lost in the house somewhere (just the dvd, I took the case back empty) and I rented it on my dad's account. Every 5 days it gains about $3. The place that we rented it from has suspended my dad's account and has reported it to telecheck, which will be reflected on his credit. He doesn't know about it.

the..end.

Everyone I know thinking I live to sort their lives out for them.

Not enough money.

Even less sex.

Fuckit I'm off to the poetry forum.

-My job is shitty. I get paid crap money to clean up fratboy puke, deal with irate and insulting people with nasal accents, and I have to cater to Canadians.

-My roommate is a piece of shit who rarely, if ever, moves from his spot on the couch. He also makes me listen to every song by every band Mike Patton has ever been in.

-For the first time in 5 years, I'm boyfriendless. And Valentine's Day is coming soon.

-I'm interested in a person who isn't interested back. That's another first. At least I don't think he is. If you hear anything, let me know.

-And my best friend is having personal problems that tend to spill over into my life somehow.

-My douchebag ex boyfriend calls me non-stop just to make sure I know we're never getting back together.

-I'm on the rag.

The only thing that is bad about me right know. Is getting my self a job. At least I have an application over at Block Buster Video. I haven't filled out the WHOLE intire application out yet. I'll fill the rest of it out tomorrow and turn it in the next day. Just because you try and apply for a job doesn't mean that they will hire you at first hand.

Also I need to make more money then just 332 bucks right know.

I know a guy that is perfect for you..
his name is Mr. Voodoothatlooksalotlikemyex-doll...
you two should really get together for valentines.

Thanks but i'm not into men.

Hahaha. At the rate I'm going, I won't be either.

All right so it's Wicked Lady and I both.

Mouse moves to drama queen smilie but stops short...

My life sounds rosy next to all that shit above.

My job sucked so I quit.
I am constantly compelled to have sex with people I feel no connection to, which just depresses me. But the next week I do it again. Ad nauseum.
My friends bore me.
I waste the talent that I have.
I want that talent I don't have.

I have sex with random people to give myself an ego boost.

Given that this is a thread about life sucking and it's in the bitch board, I think it's perfectly reasonable for us to be dramatic.