I quit my job today, I've quit 3 jobs in this past year...what's wrong with me? I hate pricks, stupid asshole mother fuckers that think they are better than me. Fuck you corporate America!

*shakes fist in the air*

Damn you for making me use money to pay my bills! Damn you for making me buy into wanting nice things and having a roof over my head! Fucking Nazis.....


EAT THE RICH!

Ya! I'm wanna be a pirate.

Just remember to get a rust-resistant hook and clever eyepatch.

Hooks can cause serious wounds if you want to use some toilet paper....

Use the OTHER hand, silly--

Hell yeah, I'm not gonna have a hook though, I'm gonna have a retractable gun-arm, that hurts when your trying to use toilet paper!

I've almost walked out of my job millions of times.

It's not very smart to just...quit...I hope you at least put your two weeks in.

Yeah.. but if he goes to apply for another job, they can't legally give details of why he left. All they can say is whether or not they'd hire him back.

I see a fine future for you in the fast food culinary arts, Simon.

first off, don't be dissin on fast food. i'm making a great living at the local burger king. it pays my bills, and i get to eat alot.

second, FUCK this economy. fuck the society. i want to trade crops and pot and other things for my stuff. i think the hippies are more right than we could ever imagine.

thrid... fuck your job, fuck my job, fuck there jobs. fuck them all. if i didn't need mine, i would quit in the middle of fucking a rush so they would have to deal with it.


and do more drugs. it really makes the unemployment time go bye real fast.