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01-18-06
Is Self the only one aound here who cooks naked?
An Yeah self is talking things like bacon and fryed potatos not just sanwiches but foods that can attack ya with boiling hot micro missles ...
Anyone?
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01-18-06
nah I usually cook clothed... I dont like boiling oil splattering on my junk... | |
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01-18-06
Cooking nude? Lets see, grease splatters, use of knives and forks, hot sauces, i'm going to have to pass on putting my junk in unneccessary danger. What's the appeal? | |
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01-23-06
Yeah just cheecking lol ! Im silly sometimes !
But I also like to live just a little bit dangeriously ...dum dum dum ....
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01-23-06
I don't cook period. Let alone naked. I occasionally order food while naked. If that counts.
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01-23-06
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01-23-06
I've thought about you naked while I ate food. 
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02-06-06
lol thanks guys ..
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02-12-06
HA HA HA !~!!!!! ESP Co - ED ! woot !
But hey ,they would know have balls !! lol!
You could always say you were busy and didnt notice your kilt was missing har har !!
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Do you ever cook for company? Because that would be awkward.
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Originally Posted by Iron's Rite Do you ever cook for company? Because that would be awkward. | he only cooks breakfast naked...
fortunately when we have company i do the cooking or we order pizza...depending on what activities we have planned for the evening.
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EH!!! what bout mah most raved for Taco Salad ! Christ !! self cooked almost 20 lbs of the stuff and it was ALL Eaten !!.,like it was the food of the Gods or somthing !! dam rednecks almost spilt their beer trying to get seconds! ,children were almost trampled ,,an then they had the balls to ask for MORE! Thou magic ingredents like ground serloin instead of beef quickly put the recipe out of their price range !! lol!
And Who wants me to ship my homemade breakfast burritos to Alaska !!
Hell it cost too much when I cook for company LOL !!
As I sit here now half naked enjoying a fine tuna sandwich ...mmmmmummm..
Only went off love cause you make it sound like I cant cook or something lol !!
P.S. WARRNING!! WE have NO ingredents for the morring meal I usely cook on my days off !!! dammit !
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Originally Posted by Lord-IVD Is Self the only one aound here who cooks naked?
An Yeah self is talking things like bacon and fryed potatos not just sanwiches but foods that can attack ya with boiling hot micro missles ...
Anyone? | You just mentioned why I don't cook nude. Hot bacon grease is a fine dipilatory, if you're into having burned, hairless patches on your skin....
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Originally Posted by Lord-IVD EH!!! what bout mah most raved for Taco Salad ! Christ !! self cooked almost 20 lbs of the stuff and it was ALL Eaten !!.,like it was the food of the Gods or somthing !! dam rednecks almost spilt their beer trying to get seconds! ,children were almost trampled ,,an then they had the balls to ask for MORE! Thou magic ingredents like ground serloin instead of beef quickly put the recipe out of their price range !! lol!
And Who wants me to ship my homemade breakfast burritos to Alaska !!
Hell it cost too much when I cook for company LOL !!
As I sit here now half naked enjoying a fine tuna sandwich ...mmmmmummm..
Only went off love cause you make it sound like I cant cook or something lol !!
P.S. WARRNING!! WE have NO ingredents for the morring meal I usely cook on my days off !!! dammit ! | I'm sitting here clothed doing nothing . . . Actually, I'm masturbating like a fiend . . . There, I hope that makes you feel almost as awkward as I do knowing about you and the tuna-fish sandwich . . .
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04-13-06
LOL PERV!!!
But it was a good sandwich ..just ask Gir !
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No, I cook a lot, but not naked. I eat naked though - breakfast in bed is always nice
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04-16-06
lol.. Sometimes the challange of it helps make the food better.
Besides 9 ot of 10 times I do get burned its when Im dressed !! LOL ..
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