AHHH!! this guy puked on my kitchen floor then took off. I got the bleach, the bucket and mop for him but he ran away from his mess.

And we think he tried kissing my room mate. If we knew for sure the answer was yes he would have been beat up by two very angry Army men, and one female civilian.

He is never aloud to drink in my house again. Or even show his face here.

hahahah aww...that's too funny. its allowed btw, aloud is different track his ass down and kick it! bwahah

ok, not to try and beat your story, but we had a dude pass out in our chair, then piss all over the fucking place......

On time, wayyyy back in the day, Gregg and I where at his brother's house hanging out. Two of my girlfriends came over, Dineen and Tonya and it was the first time Tonya was meeting Gregg. Tonya's one of those big, brurty putro rico chicks (no offence intended). She's not fat, but REALLY big, like, maybe even bigger than he is. Anyway, before they got there Gregg and his brother decide to go shot for shot and within miniutes down a whole bottle of some red shit (with crystal rocks at the bottom?) on top of the case of rolling rock they'd already killed. Gregg was half passed out when they got there, he sat up, looked at Tonya and said "What the fuck is THAT?" and with that he proceeded to hurl alllllllllll over everything. The chair he was sitting on, the drapes, the carpet, the coffee table, into the bathroom, all over the walls, freaking EVERYWHERE. Nice first impression, huh?

The red shit, with the rocks on the bottem, I would know that description anywhere. It's my favorite drink. AFTERSHOCK! It's syrupy and sticky, and made of cinnamon. Break the bottle when you're done, eat those rocks, you will be messed up.

I found out more events prior to the guy crashing at my place, and puking in the morning. He was puking from a car, and he stuck his body so far out he fell from a moving vehicle. He was bleeding profusely when they git to some woman's apartment. They tried to get him in the bathroom, so he wouldn't make a mess, and so they could bandage hime up. But instead he fought them when they were trying to help and got blood all over the girl's apartment rug, and over my roomate's clothes.

He caused 500$ worth of damage to the carpet (at least I'm told). He was looking for his jacket at my house, he left it at the girl's place. Later, I was informed that the jacket is now sacrificed as a result of his behavioure there.

Aftershock kicks ass.

Mmm hmmm

That's it! I couldn't remember the name of it. They have it in blue, too, don't they? At least it looks the same. Anyway, that sucks about that guy, but to be honest I think you're being a little hard on him. I mean, the dude fell out of a moving vechile and probably did some head damage. Drunkness and a head injury could make anyone act out like an idot. Unless he's always a jackass, then this probably isn't the case.

when i was drunk once, i was trying to go down 3 flights of stairs to smoke a cigarette outside my aprtment building.....i had so much energy that i decided to jump one of the flights of stairs, and well i smashed my face into the face, knocking out a big hole....and i broke my nose......it was funny........another time, i tried to eat a cat (why?) and i caught my hair on fire when i lit a cigarette, the next morning, i was covered in puke, i threw-up in my sleep..........

You got off lucky. I know a girl that has pissed on my friends floor on numerous occasions. She's also an attention whore, an idiot, and a dancer.

pissed on the floor? what kind of nasty-ass skank is that? she's just begging for sum guy into to dooping her into anal sex when she's sloshed.....she deserves it