Wey Aye man! Am fuckin' mint man! sumone wants to start kickin' off on here or its ganna be aal like bift...

Am not complainin' thar, a mean, am havin' fun been a nutta on here like ya knaa!

- 3.8

"INTERENT"

When you pay for bandwidth.

I can't believe ya'll thought I spelt internet wrong. I'm chortling.

It's arabic for girl.

I looked it up. It's actually Arabic for "daughter".

Ibna=daughter.

I'm smart.

[Blend of chuckle, and snort.] chortler n.

Word History: “‘O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’ He chortled in his joy.” Perhaps Lewis Carroll would chortle a bit himself to find that people are still using the word chortle, which he coined in Through the Looking-Glass, published in 1872. In any case, Carroll had constructed his word well, combining the words chuckle and snort. This type of word is called a blend or a portmanteau word. In Through the Looking-Glass Humpty Dumpty uses portmanteau to describe the word slithy, saying, “It's like a portmanteauthere are two meanings packed up into one word” (the meanings being “lithe” and “slimy”).

I could have just looked it up, then copied and pasted. But I wanted to prove how smart I am.

There's this chick that used to come here... Went by the screen name Anninn or Miette. Briefly modded the Movies forum a few years back.

Man... that chick was dumber than shit. But she was fond of using the word "chortle". Not in a sentence, mind you. Just USING IT. Example

Wicked Lady: Miette, I could make ice cream in your vagina. You frigid bitch.
Miette: *chortles*
Wicked Lady: GODDAMMIT. WHY ARE YOU SO GHEIGH?!!
Miette: *chortles*

Hate.

*Cries*
That was me!

*chortles*

I thought I smelled something fishy.

*chortles*

This dead horse is taking a beating isn't it?

I just beat my meat, would you like to smell my hand?

*sniff* We shall all lament the loss of the chortling horse...

He is dead and gone, lady,
He is dead and gone;
At his head a grass-green turf,
At his heels a stone

You are a VERY unpleasant little man.

*applauds*

*falls off chair*

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! lighten up, jesus.

See? Unpleasant. You remind me of the obligatory smelly kid in junior high.

I knew a girl from Alabama that said to me once: "do you want an urnge to eat?"

"A what?" I asked.

"Errr, an o-range," she giggled embarrassed.

Later that day, we fucked. Southern accents are funny.

Fucking Canadians. Always trying to act like they're real people...