How do you think the perfect kill would be.

Personally I would kill someone by knife then feed the body to pigs and take the teeth hair and fingernail/toenails and deposit them in a nice vat of battery acid.

Stop watching CSI and be original... well the battery acid was good, but don't expect the pigs to eat it all, and therefore you'd leave evidence, the only way to fully eliminate the body is by fire. Now if you want to kill someone, leave a body and make it near impossible to catch you... then an air bubble might be the way to go

i disagree. If you're clever enough to sift throught he sludge and not leave anything that can be found, the actions of John George Haigh work a lot better than fire. All that was left there was tiny things like gallstones and a denture.

I'd say stab someone with an icicle. No murder weapon.
Bury the body in a drum of alkali (sp?). No physical evidence left on the body itself.
Never tell a soul. No loose ends.
Act normal, and never admit to anything.

best way to get rid of the body is throw it in water full of sharks or piranhas as Im fan to sharks i prefer to be thrown there - so it will look like shark attack and piranhas dont leave even a bone they eat everything - the kill could be done in alone boat close to sharks thats what comes into my mind

Actually, piranha do leave bones....

you need to specify what "perfect" means.

does it mean that you get away with it, or that the kill itself encompasses perfection.

if I wanted to get away with it I would pick a slow poisoning with either heavy metals or ricin.

but if I wanted to achieve perfection it would be much more dramatic and probably include (but not limited to) a sniper rifle a clock tower and a shitload of c4.

I love the icicle part, that's quite creative

check out john george haigh.

I'm a fan of weights zip tided to the legs and dumped in the ocean, go 35 yards off the Oregon coast and the continental shelf drops for over a mile, the crabs, lobsters and assorted cleaner ocean dwellers will take care of the evidence, dont even need to kill them first.

I think the perfect kill is the one that is noiseless and for this it should be done quick so the victim would not have chance to scream or make noise so neihbours or other people not hear you - neck snapping is fast and will not disturb the environment around or shot with silencer something

Sure, but that ain't so perfect when someone finds a cadaver.

me too. the murder weapon would melt.. how convenient.

No way, a normal post from Zelos

But remember to strip them naked and burn the clothes. Then dump the ashes from the clothes in the water too. But well away from where the body was dropped...

Bah, no need for that. If for some small chance the clothes come up, or even worse case scenario parts of the body it will look like some idiot that had gotten taken out by a sneaker wave, happens all the time. 2 kids died out there like 2 weeks ago, they found one and the other is still missing, the waters temp alone will kill you in a few min, plus the under toes that such you past the continental shelf, and the coastal rocks. During the summer you always here about some tard tourist from cali that thought you can swim out there dying never to be seen again. Plus if some one just finds clothes on the beach might think its from some local hippie gathering, or sand fest a massive sand dune party, always naked people on 4 wheelers getting drunk and leaveing clothes.

Plus Oregon has one of the lowest police per capita in the whole US, and the ones we do have are cops cali and washington didnt want.

The perfect murder should always appear "accidental". Okay, true story...

I use to work night shift at a chicken plant. One day they had to close the factory because they found a dead guy in one of these 5 foot rolling carts of chicken carcasses. They said he got "knocked out" by a falling carcass, but I personally don't see how it would even be heavy enough to do such a thing. I think he was hit over the head and buried in the tub. It was only when they went to empty it for disposal (means it went to the hot dog room for grinding) that someone discovered the corpse.

*Yes, its actually called the Hot Dog room*

I confess it was me, the guy was a prick. But really, good point "accidental" is the way to go if its possible for the remains to be found.