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Insane Asylum Discuss perfect death in the Discussions forums; I don't think that death would be a good one. I'd want a faster one. Falling just seems like it would take too long. Too much time to ...
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01-20-08

I don't think that death would be a good one. I'd want a faster one. Falling just seems like it would take too long. Too much time to think about being splattered every where. You are brave.... must be the peanut butter.

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01-20-08

But think about the view!
  
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Ohh yea the view. That would be breath taking. It might be a litte like choking on peanut butter.

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01-20-08

lol

now that i think about it. the best death would be, what i just said WHILE eating peanut butter
  
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01-20-08

ahaha Can I watch?

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01-20-08

Not only that, I want you to video tape while I do it. Then sell it on ebay.
  
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We'll be rich. eBay here I come. Oh but you have to jump first! I'll share my peanut butter with you before you go.

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You'll be rich. I'll be dead.
  
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Well yea you'll be dead. I just didn't want to upset you. :Licks my spoon.

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01-20-08

Well thanks, but I have no delusions about what will happen if I jump out of a plane.

Just promise me one thing... when I die.. bury me with a jar of peanut butter.
  
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The jar will be empty. I'd never bury peanut butter alive.

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01-20-08

Good. I was testing you.

Dont ever waste peanut butter.
  
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When you take a bath do you put little rubber duckies in the water?
  
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I bathe standing up.
  
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Oh well I take showers standing up too, but every once in awhile you should sit in the water.

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01-20-08

Thats what pools and the ocean is for.

...and hottubs.
  
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Good thought! I went to the ocean this past summer. I sat in it and collcted sea shells.
  
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I went a few weeks ago, and the water was cold as fuck.

Sea shells are cool.
  
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You can do the polar bear plunge. BrRrRrRrrrr
  
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01-21-08

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No, i doubt I would die from my bed. Something interesting, maybe the eiffle tower or a plane or something..
if you fall from the Eiffel tower, you wouldn't have enough time to find your phone before you hit the ground. if you had it in your hand, and had chosen the contact first, i doubt you'd get connected in time



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