Every way to die is perfect. It is a part of our existence, just say hello and be embraced.

Too often we forget that Funerals are for the Living and not for the Dead...so it does matter, but only if you want to leave the living world with some sort of message...If you happen to care about that sort of thing.

Even not having a ceremony causes them to scratch their heads and ask, "I wonder why?"

There are two ways I thought of committing suicide...

1. Eat a few muscles relaxers, drink a bottle champagne, and slide into a hot tub...people die that way unintentionally quite often.

2. Park my car in an enclosed space and suffocate on the exhaust fumes.


BlackXangel, is it too personal for me to ask exactly what diseases you are afflicted with? It is not to poke fun or humiliate, but to understand the nature of your question...

The disease is called "stupidity".

Or afflicted by lack of spell check.

What's with all the hostility in this place? Or am I just naive?

Why don't you read the rules of this board before you ask silly questions?

yes

I don't really mind talking about it. i have a blindness disease called stargardts. it is a disease that has been causing me to go blind since i was 7. that is why my grammar isn't always right. and i also have a disease called gilbertson syndrom. but that really isn't that dangerous. but the true killer i have is a inoperable tumor in the frontal lobe of my brain. i just wonder how people want to die. and how they wanted people to remember and grieve.

Your grammar wasn't always right...

opps that was me messing up again i meant that it wasn't always right.

I certainly would choose the "suicide by cop," option. I picture a botched bank robbery, shattered glass, an overweight officer on his phone demanding me to release the hostages, kissing a random teller, closing my eyes, then running out into the night with two water pistols raised and firing. I'd want atleast thirty officers firing at me to insure that no one individual is credited for my death. No news coverage; very hush hush; because my death is for my pleasure and not your viewing pleasure. Family and friends would have thought me dead years before; and with a little luck (because its just a dream), my passing would melt into obscurity without anyone noticing. No funeral, just dump the remains in a bag, or throw my dead carcass to some vultures.

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The perfect death?

Well, when I was younger I thought going out in a blaze of glory

would be great! But now I realize that word BLAZE implies a great

deal of pain!

I hope I die at a ripe old age by a gunshot inflicted by a jealous husband

who's wife could not resist me.

As for my funeral:

Please play this music...

Richard Wagner

Gotterdammerung

followed by

Entrance of the Gods into Valhalla

i always fancied riding a jet-ski off niagara falls.

i think now i'll just get old and go around being a pain in the arse. if i make it to being old.

:-) 13 years of age, TOPS.

i think when death comes i'll be able to pull it off regardless of the 'how-to' details. countless generations before me have managed to do it without any plan at all, so i'm fairly confident i don't need a plan either. in the meantime, i got things to do.

I am going to die in my sleep choking on peanut butter!! Then I want my body thrown in the ocean, an ocean of peanut butter and jelly!

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Just like that guy in that movie "Crank"

Falling to my death, and while I'm waiting, I'll call someone up for a last conversation.

Who are you gonna call? What are you gonna be falling from? Your bed?

No, i doubt I would die from my bed. Something interesting, maybe the eiffle tower or a plane or something..

I would decide who to call while I'm falling, searching through my contacts.