No no no chip. I just think its funny that you usually claim to have "studied extensively" every subject you talk about and yet you can never come up with any real facts or assertions backed by real sources other than you own narrow opinions. The chip here is your usage of the word "evil" by the way. just thought you should know.

on a related note, I find its even more politically incorrect these days to defend Christians and make fun of anti-christian christophobes like you and your friends.

Youre wrong Mr. Fr0g she STUDIED this and she knows all.. just like she studied Vampirism and told me I was wrong. Because I can see how easy it would be to confuse someone with smallpox with a vampire because they both shiver uncontrollably, have postules and die withinga week. Oh wait no nevermind thats just people with smallpox.

That's LaVey's moronic Church of Satan. Devil worship itself is a whole different can o' worms. I've read parts of his "bible," and believe you me... they are far from enlightened. They seem like more of a response to a counter-argument than anything else. The only reason I like LaVey is because he was in Rosemary's Baby. Quality flick.

Wow I didnt even read the 1st post really.. so this passes off for pushing religion on you now eh? someone praying NEXT to you. Not actually trying to force it on you or talk to you so much as praying to themselves. Ah..ok I got it. dumbass.

No but you hang around webforums and try to put Christians down and make fun of them and say how stupid they are.

Christians are no stupider than anyone else, nor are they more obnoxious; every form of religion (or non-religion) has its own set of fundamentalist wackos.

wow! you really DO have a chip on your shoulder! theyre called THEORIES you dumbass. you cant prove that either smallpox nor rabies was the cause of the vampirism thing. what the fuck are you bitching for anyways? if you think you 'win' then fucking drop it already. vampires arent real anyways, its just little goth kids running around pretending to be scary and looking for respect...o0o0o0oh vampires!

i reserched theories on the vampirism thing and found that most of the theories i ran across blame smallpox. i found that rabies was mentioned but not as much as smallpox was, hence my thoughts on the topic.

studying religions and their basic foundation of principles is a bit different since ITS NOT THEORY. since when is it laughable to be knowledgable in a certain religion?

THANK YOU! Why is it so fucking hard for people to see this? I am not a Christian but I dont think that running around bashing them makes me fucking better than they are. In fact it makes me more of a douche because at least theyre TRYING to give me the gift of Eternal Salvation and all i am giving people when I do that is anger.Fucking angsty goth bastards and thier Christophobic bullshit.

we are talking satanism here, not idiotic devil worship. to worship the devil you need to believe in the devil...and if you believe in the devil then you might as well believe in god since he is the devils counterpart. the devil is a christian bogeyman and admitting that he is real is as good as admitting youre a christian.

wow! you really DO have a chip on your shoulder! theyre called THEORIES you dumbass. you cant prove that either smallpox nor rabies was the cause of the vampirism thing. what the fuck are you bitching for anyways? if you think you 'win' then fucking drop it already. vampires arent real anyways, its just little goth kids running around pretending to be scary and looking for respect...o0o0o0oh vampires!
theyre fake? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No shit sherlock is that a conclusion you came to after you "extensive research"? I am not bitching I am calling out your idiocy. I dont have a chip as you say a chip by definition would be more like your little anti Christian crusade you and Lenina got going on there, and Garg and all those people who think they are cool for being SOO AGAINST CHRISTIANS LOLZ!

i reserched theories on the vampirism thing and found that most of the theories i ran across blame smallpox. i found that rabies was mentioned but not as much as smallpox was, hence my thoughts on the topic.

I dont think you did much research, maybe an A&E docudrama or something, but not research real research would have pointed you at Rabies which is the generally accepted reason for Vampirism Mythology in Europe.

studying religions and their basic foundation of principles is a bit different since ITS NOT THEORY. since when is it laughable to be knowledgable in a certain religion?

Religious principals arent theories? And its good to be knowledgeable on issues, if you actually are. But you never seem to be... you say you are. In fact you take every chance you get to say you are, but when it counts it doesnt seem like you are. Maybe thats my chip, seeing people lie. Or seeing people say something and then be shown for being a total dumbass.

Yes because "SATANists" never based any of thier morals or anything off of the guy thier religion was named after. Nope Satan is a recurring word through all cultures that meant "I dont believe in god just me!!!!" yup that must be it... jackass. And if you knew anyhting about Christianity youd know that Satan wasnt gods counterpart. He was punished for being prideful and jealous. And later on used to test mankinds love for god. If anything Satan was gods annoying stealth angel who was used to test faith.

WOAH! stop right there. have you been groped and used by a priest??? have you been beat in the basement of a church during sunday school for not knowing who jesus was??? i think im justified in being pissed off. every fucking 'holy' christian ive ever met has fucking hurt me. my passive christian friends i can tolerate, cos they dont get that holier-then-thou attitude with me. if you really wanna know the story ill lay it down here. then you can see why i have an issue.

And this ladies and gentleman is the definition of "A Chip on her shoulder"

By your definition I would be justified in hating black people because one mugged me. Right?

By the way... how did you go to Sunday school and not know who Jesus was? or were you 3? In which case they must have been beating all the 3 year olds. Why wasnt this on the news? Or were you making shit up again?

before you decide you can argue satanism with me, go fucking read up on it. satanism is not the worship of the devil. it is not abstaining from sex, nor gambling, nor carnal desires. it is recognizing that man alone is responsible for his own good and evil. 'the devil made me kill my family!!!', now, that is a cop out for some asshole who doesnt want to be resonsible for his own actions. shit like that is sickening. satanism is believeing in repect for those who deserve it, not love wasted on ingrates. and isnt christianity about tolerance? isnt tolerance preached? ive yet to meet a fucking tolerant christian, just ones forcing shit down my throat when i didnt ask for it.

i had never been raised religiously since my family wasnt religious. some background info: my dad has never been a religious guy, but hes always been a damn smart one. my mom has never been religious, only attending church on 2 or 3 occassions that i can recall and only going because a friend asked her to. one one of those occasions she bought me along with her ( i was 7 ) she went to the service and dropped me off in the sunday school class downstairs in the church basement. i walked in and the teacher welcomed me and asked me to have a seat with the class and make a project. they were doing a collage about Jesus and what Jesus meant to them. i saw kids cutting out stuff from magazines and glueing it to construction paper. i looked at the teacher and quite innocently asked, "who is Jesus?" i was answered with a very sharp whack on the head by a rolled up magazine from the boy next to me. and the class as well as the teacher laughed. i ran out. again i was never raised religiously but any religion who can be so cruel to a child who doesnt know their faith...well, thats fucked. wheres the tolerance and love? they didnt want to help me learn, they would rather hate.

We interrupt this bitch board flame war for the following message:

I have nothing against christians I was posting those comics because they seemed stupid to me. All the comics weren't about christians. I have the same problems with all extremists.

Now back to our regularly scheduled flame fest...