I have a hangover, my most expensive bottle of red wine was drunk by some half-wit that obviously has no idea how much it was worth and Im depressed for some odd reason....

Oh and I broke one of my nails too...

And I feel like kakk...

People piss me off....

its been a while since i went out and got pissed..i actually fancy a night out, but i've neither the money or friends..i only have one friend left who i actually like and she's constantly working..meh..

British girls are so cute when they are angry.

tell that to my b/f when i "accidently" gave him a black eye!

It doesn't mean that I wouldn't take you seriously if you were upset or that I'm a chauvanist pig . . . It's because of the accent really.

really though..it was an accident..for some reason we always end up black an blue even though its just play fighting. although he has a habit of beating me in his sleep! damn bugger seems to have a thing for head butting me when he's asleep! last time he bit my ear..

ahahahahahahahaha.....i got one for ya, remember how when you were a kid, you'd like turn around in your sleep (your feet would be on your pillow, and your head would be at the other end)....anywho, this chick i dated did that once and fucking kicked me in the face....she also bloodied my nose (twice) and gave me a few black eyes....she was a violent one

sounds like gus should be with her an not me! mind you i think i prefer getting headbutted than having to listen to him grinding his fecking teeth all night! uhhh, mean he bitches about me snoring but least i'm not giving him black eyes, headaches and sleep deprivation!! and he wonders why i sleep to 4 in the afternoon i tell ya!

British girls are vicious when they're angry.

i thought all girls were vicious when they're angry

Hair of the dog lass - it'll sort yer art!

Women are generally evil.

You do know 'evil' is 'live' backwards? We just know how to live, and that involves making mens' lives as difficult as possible seeing as we have had the short straw when it comes to bleeding for 5 or more days a month, giving birth, and constantly striving to be a size 10!

No need to overcompensate though!

Aww- that made you sound almost cute

I could swear that I saw you imply that you are gay once . . .

piss off? piss on?

whatever... just some gal/guy/thing having a bad day.

Just once?

Oh wait, you're right, it was twice that I saw it. Too bad I can't really flame you for it because you're still one hell of a cool guy either way.
I bet you like ruining things don't you?

Naw man youth. Yer suthena, yay need sum loopy juice.