Oh lookie here! I found the fucking Bitch board! Which nutty twot decided to call it by a lame name?

Oh lemme guess...

Dyshade right?

Should have known! That little shit always does something to confuse the fuck outta me...

I should give him a really big punch up the bottom!!!

The big tard...

Kisses.

i luv j00

Oh! Did I tell you I'm dating one of your countrymen and likely moving to London next year?



Where you at these days, anyway?

You don't want to move to London... It's full of pissants! Come to Newcastle... We are all sluts up here... It's belta.

Where the fuck is Dyshade? I go to all the trouble of posting a thread in this shitty named forum and he won't even get his smelly fucking arse in here!!!

You see that Megsy? Men can kiss my back-eye!

Why would I want to move so far up north? Fuck that. Plus Newcastle is full of smelly twats and mediocre football.

Wey aye man!!! I'm up here...

Yeah... true.

I saw that movie Goal!

Newcastle looks filthy. And the beer sux0rz.

The beer is the best! You only saw a small part of newcastle. They edited out the fact that the newcastle brown ale is the best drink ever and only 44 calories may I add! Also Trillions is a belta place to go when you want to drink etc... Legends can fuck off though. Full of emo's and wankers. It's really fucking cool here. Do you honestly think I would leave Canada to come back to a shithole?

Actually... Don't answer that one Megsy...

NEWCASTLE IS WORSE THAN STELLA.

pwnt

Plus northerners talk funny.

You telling me the backward Londoners talk normal? Holy shit Megsy! They say shit like 'you're avin' a giraffe!' 'You're brown bread!' 'Up the apples and pears!' at least us geordies speak english!

And newcastle brown ale is the best stuff in the world! We have have hospital wards open especially for the brown ale binge drinkers!! Thats how fucking belta we are! x

I never do anything stupid....

You and wicked should just shut up and mail me some stinkie panties so I can smell them when I read your posts......

Oh there you are yer big twot. I see you still are a pervert... Enlighten me, it was your faggy idea to change the name of the bitch board wasn't it? Don't answer, I have already made up my mind! It was! Only you would fuck my shit up.

Nope. The inception of the bitch board would have been an original Sire and Crew idea which was implemented later on by gargie. Out in the forums you can throw poop but here you can wallow in it

I have no idea about the present name..... probably garg....

Maybe he's having pirate cabin boy fantasies.

Dyshade! I'm telling you that it WAS your idea! I don't care what you say.... Faggy kack forum names are your fault. Stop trying to blame Gargy... He's not even that fucked up.

Now fucking agree with me before I sit on your face and peddle your ears!

Is that supposed to be a threat?

If you did it to me, the faster you peddled, the faster my tongue would spin.

Not unless I smothered you... There has been accidental death doing that you know....

i love newcastle, the beer, never seen the town. didnt even believe there was a town, i just thought it was some made up shit on the bottle.

Brown Ale is the best! Newcastle exists... I go there alot to shop and drink and sometimes maybe play pool too....

I think you're pulling my leg Gus...

i hate having to retype this shit, my internet service is full of gremlins and jews and crapped out on me last night just as i posted this.

no, seriously, anytime my boss gets me to do shit i dont want to do, or no one else can do, he offers me a case of beer. i always go with the newcastle.

and then me and a buddy of mine closed a restaurant, we had a keg of beer at the resort that no one could tap because the lip was funny. so we threw it in the van and drove it to said closed restaruant. johnny (the mcguvier) takes apart a ketchup bottle and riggs up the tap. we all nursed off that keg for about 2 months, even when it went flat. that keg was newcastle, let the story be told.