I would love to staple my motherfucking hand to my forehead and be all sad and depressed for a moment.....

Okay, the moment has past...

Who has a shitty life here? Well you all must not be that badly off because you can all afford the interweb yer gits!!!!

i set toast on fire and nearly gassed myself to death ..does that count?

I have a happy pink bunnie beautifully wonderful life full of pink bubbles, little girls, and sex

I have had an interesting and full life, some times were really bad, others amazing.

im pretty happy with my life these days - things are actually looking pretty damn good.

My childhood was full of violence and abuse, my young-adulthood was about drugs, depression, and school (managed to get a couple of degrees in there), but now things are good. I believe life is one huge struggle and you have to keep trying and that's the only way things work out.

I have been struggling for years to acquire my mighty fluffie stuffie armie of DOOOOOMMM!!!

They will eat all of your brains.

i had a lovely childhood no violence, am not usingg drugs just smoking somtimes and i love my life .. i love being alive and love the meaning of life.i love ma famly,dad,mom "boyfriend"..
am a lovely devil

how the fuck is that in keeping with this thread? GTFO.

whilst studying for my batchelors i've found out i have learning disabilities. kinda fucks up my degree plans.