seriously, the next goddamned motherfucker that rings my fucking doorbell a hundred times, wakeing me up or just irritating me in general with it, just to ask if i want the fucking grass cut, is going to have an exit wound thru the back of his skull for being a fucktard.

i dont know if i bitched about this before but i dont care.

i have no less than 4 NO TRESSPASSING signs all over the yard, bur for some reason these bastards keep coming! banging on the kitchen door! ringing the bell in the front! almost always when im sleeping!!! im not tolerating this fucking shit. i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops and pick up these bitches for trasspassing on private property! some moron had the fucking nerve to ring the beck bell 3 times and when i didnt answer, he proceeded to walk THRU my yard and get to my front door to try THAT bell!

do i want my grass cut? do i want a lawnmower? NO FUCK OFF YOU RETARD!

and the fucktard who tried it a few days ago had me answer the door with a massive knife.

(opened the door after the bell was rung 4 times)
me (thru clenched teeth, obviously pissed): what?????
him: was wondering if u wanted your grass cut,i was here a few days ago asking.
me: yeah i remember, i didnt want it cut then, i still dont want it cut. that hasnt changed. why would it??
(flashed the knife slightly and his eyes got huge, all of a sudden he was wanting to leave pretty quick)
him: ok, thank you, sorry to have bothered you.
(and i slammed the door shut and locked it)
now that one wouldnt have pissed me off so much but he wanted to ask me if i wanted the fucking grass cut at 7 pm!!!!

wtf!?

Lily do you want me to cut your grass?

*twitches*


i will SO kill you good.

*stabstabstab*

*puts a hole thru your head*


eh, u dont bother me half as much as these old toothless bastards.

lily do you want me to trim your trees?

kendra hunny u can do whatever youd like because i love u.

AWWWWWSSS!!!!

Need any work done on your bush?

subtle, syn... subtle.

I couldn't resist.

Damn, and i was gonna ask if she wanted her bush trimmed....

no thanx guys i keep it shaved.

LOL well, guess planting something is outta the question then eh?

not unless my mates doing the planting

Rig your doorbell to the mains.......

Guarenteed that the next person tor ing your doorbell will do it once!

Neon

ive thought about rigging it to a flame thrower.

You seem uptight. You should try masturbation.

did you know it enhances the reading experience if you type I instead of i
or you're instead of your in the proper circumstances
this is forum etiquette 101 people

Are you Wicked_lady's brother?

I am related to no one on this forum
I hope

Did you know it enhances the reading experience to troll the bitch board and
criticize the way people type when you can't even use punctuation at all?

Oddly enough I dont see one period, question mark, or exclamation point in your above statement.

Its seems you need Forum Etiquette 101.