Around 2 am a very good friend of mine spiked an incredible fever. She really should have gone to the hospital (shivers up her spine and muscle spasms) but she didn't want to go unless her temperature was above 100. So in the middle of the night I called everyone I could think of and ran all over town asking people for a thermometer. One friend says he has one, so I sprint down to his house and when I get there he tells me "Here have a beer. I was just kidding about the thermometer thing, I wanted you to come down here and get drunk." Then he doesn't understand why I flipped out and left his house. An hour later I find another friend who has one but once they realise that its not me using it she goes "oh, I don't like lending this out to strangers" I told her if it was that big of deal I would buy her one in the morning once everything was open. I get this as my answer "No, I'm kind of attached to this one."
So I spent the next 6 hours keeping her body temperature as low as possible until the local corner stores opened again. Her temp was 102.7 so we got her to the hospital.


I hope they both fall down a flight of stairs and bash in something important. I was asking for a god damn thermometer, not a fucking kidney.

Uhh yeah... hospital.

i hope the chick with the thermometer has a mercury one, and it shatters and the glass and mercury gets attached to her insides.

damnit. some people are fucking lame.

kudos to you though. serious kudos.

sounds like you could've saved yourself a lot of running around if as soon as your friend said 'i have a fever and muscle spasms' you shot her in the face.

With logic like that, you'd fare quite well in a Zombie-outbreak.

...why not just go buy a thermometer? There's no Wal-Mart, drug store, all night gas station within a 30 mile radius of you?

no. i live in the middle of no where. the closest anything is about 45 minutes and 2 tolls away.

And why didn't you go to the Hospital again?

See, when the mercury thermometer breaks, you dont want it to go immediatly inside of her, you need her to breath in the vapor, that's how its most toxic except when its methylated

If you spent 6 hours trying to keep her comforable, and the nearest store is 45 minutes away.. meaning you could have been back in under 2 hours with the thermometer, taken the temp, and then gotten to the hospital in a lot less than that...

Why?

Doesnt it sound like they were drunk or high? Or both...

He was hoping to get into her pants after she was better because she saw him by her side.

Yep. That's what I was thinking.

Speaking of, I can't drive for 2 weeks. I've got severe nystagmus going right now. If I get pulled over, they'll think I'm tripping balls and arrest me.

FUCK YOU, BRAIN.

What have we told you about crack?

Make sure you get the GOOD kind b/c they diluted shit makes your eye go wooglie-wooglie.

you should trip balls. no one would know.

alright

kudos for staying by her side.

it cant be fine for that crazy fucker to just say "alright". you fucked up somewhere.

my bro's:

"drink this fucking nyquil, no, you're going to sleep soon, drink this. shut up, i dont care. you're shooting high. breath."

balls? i thought you were a chick?

why, did you want to fuck me? homo