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Rant My ex was uncircumcised! - 04-20-07

I had been going out with this boy for a week and we finally decided to do it. I was just reaching for his penis when suddenly I found that he was uncircumcised! Eugh! Eugh! Naturally we have broken up!

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04-20-07

Wow...




I think you have just reached Fag factor five


would you like an educational picture?



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04-20-07

OK, what sort of picture is this?
  
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04-20-07

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I had been going out with this boy for a week and we finally decided to do it. I was just reaching for his penis when suddenly I found that he was uncircumcised! Eugh! Eugh! Naturally we have broken up!

If any of you ladies request educational pictures then I will be willing to upload them.
NO thanks. And that's also against forum rules.

My fiance is uncircumsized. I quite like it. It's really only an American and Jewish trend. Europeans are rarely circumsized.


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04-20-07

you still got your clit, right? what's with the double standard?


take em all, take em all, put our back against a wall and shoot em, toe to toe, watch em fall, come on boys take em all.
  
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04-21-07

how is that a bad i was never cut and theres nothin wrong with me. the wife enjoys it so there must be somthing good about it.
  
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04-21-07

I wanna make a bodysuit out of cut dickheads. What fun.....



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04-21-07

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you still got your clit, right? what's with the double standard?
Foreskin is hardly the same thing as a clitoris, you idiot.


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Foreskin is hardly the same thing as a clitoris, you idiot.
Its close though... I wonder how much feeling I missed out on being circumsized granted it might be an even trade since I dont have to deal with smegma.... *shudder*
  
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04-21-07

SMEG...... Megs probably gets some good protein in her diet these days



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Its close though... I wonder how much feeling I missed out on being circumsized granted it might be an even trade since I dont have to deal with smegma.... *shudder*
When a man is circumsized he doesn't lose the pleasure associated with sex. A woman loses her clitoris and she does.


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I wanna make a bodysuit out of cut dickheads. What fun.....
fag factor six
  
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fag factor six
Whaddya mean???

Would you rather I made it out of clits??? We can do that.... I have enough Catholic School Girls on ice



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04-21-07

It's a slightly scary thought - imagine Shakespeare, George Washington or Einstein with one of those wormy things... who designed the male anatomy I ask you!
  
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When a man is circumsized he doesn't lose the pleasure associated with sex. A woman loses her clitoris and she does.
would stop you from fucking around on your husband....the towlheads got something right.


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04-21-07

If your woman is fucking around on you than you are not doing something right

Best solution.... shoot the guy she is fucking around with



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04-21-07

nah, she's sitting on the sofa right now. the po po doesnt need to know more then they do, why would i shoot her homeboy when she can be replaced? id rather a year of aweckwardness the 20 years in jail.


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04-21-07

You can't replace Mari. There's no one else that would have put up with you for this long.


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04-22-07

put that on the converse (not the shoe)

i love her though, a lot.


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04-22-07

meh.. shoot them both....



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