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04-22-07

ever seen service, dy?

my balls are fine.

ever been pistol whipped?


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04-22-07

No. Never been in the Military why??? Do you have to be in the military to be familiar with fire-arms???

But are they big.... big balls are what make the world go round....

No... but some sonofabitch once tried to rob me at gun-point and I just walked away.... all I had was a pocket of jollyranchers and some drugs anyways.. lol



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04-22-07

nah, ive boiled weapons cased in cosmoline.

im a good shot.

men who tried to rob me give up.


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04-22-07

I ain't too shabby myself

Been shooting since I was about 5 years old though

I avoided the military mainly because I could not enlist after my accident when i was 18. 2 compression fractures of the spine and the fuckers frown at you



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04-22-07

its all how you want it. infintry men walking around in iraq, or a intel guy, one or another.


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would stop you from fucking around on your husband....the towlheads got something right.
You should move to Africa, you're pretty much of a nigger anyway.
  
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04-23-07

ohh, that kinda stings. are you saying that im of black decent or im dumb and uneducated. disecting your sentence, i'd say you're a racsist. you want that tacked to you, BRO?

i dont know, you could go either way. never really liked you though.


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You should move to Africa, you're pretty much of a nigger anyway.
what state do you live in?


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04-23-07

makes sence, you're almost 40 and proud of it. all ambition and drive is gone, what are you going to do now? midlife is right around the corner, if you're not already shit deep in it. i may be a nigger, but at least ive still got drive.


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04-23-07

Thats that ambition fucking with you Pyrric

I am almost 40 and i still have lots of drive. I have not slowed down at all in any way.

And anyone with half a brain knows Synikul is a racist bastard.... its a free country.... he can be one if he wants to be



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would stop you from fucking around on your husband....the towlheads got something right.
The people who made these specific shariah (sp?) laws were/are misogynistic faggots. That's why they want us to cover up like the Elephant Man as well!
  
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04-23-07

Synikal may be a racist bastard but hes smart, and hell aint nothing wrong with being a racist. Some people make a good living off it, like black leaders across the country.
  
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Billy, you'll get a kick out of this. I work at a hotel. 4 housekeepers are black; the rest are Mexican. The same black housekeeper cleans the spa suites every day. Saturday I got a complaint that a guest turned on the faucet and black hair and some unknown substance came out of the faucet. I moved him to another room. Same thing happened.

The housekeeper, a black girl, is not to be punished or even spoken to for her shoddy cleaning. It's happened 3 times in the last month. Why? Because she used the "discrimination" word. She's above the rules and doing her job because she always cries discrimination.

Same thing with one of the other girls. She sat in an empty room, on the clock, laid out on the bed watching tv. Not punished. It's discrimination.

Yet I get bitched at for the size of my earrings.


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Billy, you'll get a kick out of this. I work at a hotel. 4 housekeepers are black; the rest are Mexican. The same black housekeeper cleans the spa suites every day. Saturday I got a complaint that a guest turned on the faucet and black hair and some unknown substance came out of the faucet. I moved him to another room. Same thing happened.

The housekeeper, a black girl, is not to be punished or even spoken to for her shoddy cleaning. It's happened 3 times in the last month. Why? Because she used the "discrimination" word. She's above the rules and doing her job because she always cries discrimination.

Same thing with one of the other girls. She sat in an empty room, on the clock, laid out on the bed watching tv. Not punished. It's discrimination.

Yet I get bitched at for the size of my earrings.
Makes sense. I was at Ikea not too long ago and Betty and I were just trying to buy some dinky chair or whatever and we had 3 people in line in front of us. The Cashier was a black girl. It didn't really register in my mind though until this got underway.

So its take a loooooong time for her to ring out the person 2 spaces ahead of us, all she was getting If I remember correctly was a few light bulbs and one of those things you put under a hot pot to keep it from burning the counter top. She was trying to pay with a check. The cashier didn't know what to do, so she sat there for like 15 minutes... I kid you not she calls over whom I would assume was the lead cashier person (also black) and they sat there looking at the check and tapping the register. (by this time I was like... hmmm something is funny about this but what?) I shit you not the guy (lead cashier) calls over another guy whom I think may have been some kind of manager (also a black guy) they sit there another 10 minutes not knowing what to do saying stuff like "awwwww sheeeet this shit is wierd, I aint remember how dey taught us to do diz" so the 3 of them, are standing there with about 20 people in line now, i'm sweating because its fucking hot and i gotta hold the crap we're buying all the other lines have 50+ people in them and i'm still 3rd in line at this one. So I am thinking, fuck it its been 15 minutes 20 minutes ill just wait it out because I don't want to be number 50 in another line.

So about 10 or 15 minutes pass (and i've been standing in line a good half hour at this time) and ANOTHER guy comes down (white guy) who must have been from the Cafe or the Cinnamon rolls store, because he wasn't wearing the usual cashier outfit and in 3 seconds he runs the check through and gets the transaction done. I mean... it was just so... obvious? Hilarious? I wasn't sure how to feel about it, although at the time I was mostly pissed for standing there like a dumb ass that long.

So now I'm 2nd in line behind some big fat woman who was buying I kid you not boxes upon boxes of those frozen Swedish meatballs. (who shops for food in a furniture wholesaler?) She had maybe 5 or 6 of those boxes. And I am serious here... it took another 15 minutes for the dumb bitch to ring her out. Why are they SO FUCKING SLOW? EVEN WHEN THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

Anyway thats about all that had happened. But we ended up waiting a good 40 minutes in line when we had started out as 3rd in line.

Why weren't these fucking morons fired on the spot?
  
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04-23-07

When I worked retail, we had a black security guard who was perhaps the most stinkiest racist piece of crap to ever walk the earth.
He never used deodorant, didn't wash regularly, and openly abused anyone who wasn't black. When threatened with the sack, he started the discrimination thing. Needless to say he still works there. Probably still tailing "whiteys" around muttering about cave bitches.
He tried to take a piece out of me once by telling me I should get a tan because I would look more trustworthy. WTF?? I told him to back the fuck up before I taught him some respect. Yet I was the one who ended up in the managers office having to explain myself.
He cornered a younger member of staff and told her whites wern't good enough for anything except serving blacks because all whites were stupid. She got the sack on a trumped up excuse because she complained.
I still cannot believe how much they let that prick get away with primarily based on his race.



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The people who made these specific shariah (sp?) laws were/are misogynistic faggots. That's why they want us to cover up like the Elephant Man as well!
just keep beliveing everyone hates women, or blacks, or whatever. there is a reason for everything.

the ikea story, dont use them again. i understand they're not efficient, ditch them. there's always somewhere else. im not trying to give arbitrary advice, but that's all i can get together.

meg's story: it doesnt matter how big a company, there is always a way to make someone dissapear. always. its just how bad the department head wants it. our housekeepers fuck like rabbits in rooms they're supposed to be cleaning and the DH wont do shit about it, why? he's content with mediocrity. but dont let F&B (i.e. me) spill shit in his vans our he'll say something to the gm.

im going to start blaiming the fact that no one likes me on the fact that im itailian. im a dirty wop....is that the reason? no, i dont know you, i dont want to know you, and im an asshole.


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04-23-07

i'd like to try filing a complaint, about not being able to say about a black person not working properly on the grounds of discrimination because i'm white.

if i can say that a white person isn't working, and a black person can say i'm not working, why can't i say a black person isn't working? That is discrimination.



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So I have been told that miscegenation (sp?) with blacks offends you guys more than with Japanese or Turks. Is this the case?
  
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i dont know any turks and i hate a fucking jap, so i dont know what you're talking about. do you?...really know what you're talking about?


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