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Mr. Furious - 11-05-03

Hey, I didn't even know this board existed.

Okay, so here--finally--I get to make a place to stop worrying about other people's feelings. Here, I can post crap, and if it pisses somebody off I don't give a shit!

Here's the warning, right here. I will not be nice, I will not be civil--hell, I can't say I'll make sense or even speak my own mind.

This is for my rage, my anger--just a place to blow a little steam.

Okay, let's begin...

For starters...

What the bloody hell is it with bands lately? I work nights--do you ahve any fucking idea how hard it was to get Fridays and Saturdays off? I thought, 'hey, now I can actually try and have a life!'

Boy was I wrong.

As soon as I started, Edgefest (big local cocert, usually at least 1-2 dozen bands ranging from good but no-name to kickass and on their way up) came up. On a Sunday. What the fuck is that? Sunday? Not only did I ahve to work, but anyone with a NORMAL job would have to leave early to get to work teh next day! Who's fucking brilliance showed through there?

And, now--just this WEEK! Today, Wednesday, Kitty's here. On a WEDNESDAY. The fuck is that? Middle of the god-damned week! That pisses me off. But what's worse? This Sunday KMFDM is in town! BLOODY HELL! This is fucking INSANE! Why? WHY? WHYWHYWHY? What the hell is the reason?

Are these people PLANNING their tours so that I can't attend their concerts?

I mean, what the hell?

wheew. Okay, I'm done.

Feel free to post, but be warned--I won't read names, and I'll liekly as not ignore you; and if I don't I'll probably ridicule you to blow steam. Take the former as an insult, ignore the latter. I'm usually a nice person...

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if I can make just nine people a day stare at me in abject horror and confusion... i think i've done my job.

there are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those that can read binary, and those that can't.

you know what? i still want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. (%)
  
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We already have about 2 threads here with that crap on it....... I wish I had flying monkeys... I don't know you.... But your a dillhole.... A big dillhole..... Now sod off dillhole....



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i almost read that. then i got bored. try bitching consistently. make it interesting. and throw in more cuss words.



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*arches a brow*


Jarrekk..... sweetie....



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We already have about 2 threads here with that crap on it....... I wish I had flying monkeys... I don't know you.... But your a dillhole.... A big dillhole..... Now sod off dillhole....



E U done well; U got ma fav bitch here and a few fags bravooo



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big homo.



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E U done well; U got ma fav bitch here and a few fags bravooo
SHut up or I will have to kill you.....



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promises promises



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big homo.




there that old pot and pan and kettle joke, lol me too busy laughin to tell it



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I think I just came, eeeehem excuse meeeeeee



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Jarrekk..... sweetie....



You need a vacation from selling porn! It's rotting your brain!
That dude sells porn.... Cool! I like him now.....



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Dude.... I think I will kill you.... Or maybe just beat your ass to a pulp and let Patty take over.....



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yeh he's supposed to get me a J O B



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Dude.... I think I will kill you.... Or maybe just beat your ass to a pulp and let Patty take over.....



~drools~ OKAY but don't say I didn't warn U; patty will try to fuck me and I'll have to kill him



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A... Blow... J O B?



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er, yeah..............



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A... Blow... J O B?



NOW~whips out dick~ I'm ready



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shhhhhh quiet jr; get Ure paper out and take some notes, someday U will encounter a woman U don't find repulsive~pets~ poor lil Gheey patty



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WHy do you insist of having sexual inuendos when you post back to or about me MD? I mean, what is going through that head of yours... No poetry please just something straight forward you know... Something like "Im sexually fustrated" Or "Im a closet gay" Or anything other than poetry.......



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