I told my bf (who I've dated for a year) today that I'm going to kill him oneday, cut off his lips, and glue them to something to keep on my keychain so I can kiss them all day. If somebody had said it to me, I would have thought it was sweet!

He said I was weird and that I shouldn't talk like that cuz it freaks him out.


My friend once said that she didn't understand why gerbils/mice/ferrets/hamsters didn't just stick their tongue onto the ball of the water bottle and hold it there. "Why do they lick it over and over again? If they just held their tongue there...wouldn't the water just come out?" I told her that she was weird and that I never thought about shit like that. I told her that I always thought about whether the inside of the tube that's holding the ball was SHARP and could possibly cut their tongue.

and she called me morbid! cunt!

I should just get new friends..

Do you think you tend to look on the darker side of things, even though it comes and feels so natural?

Heh, you know that I once told my 4 year old cousin that she was so cute I wanted to just rip off her chubby cheeks and squish them all day in my hands... I also once told my mother that I loved her so much, I would do the same Norman Bates did in psycho... She thought I had issues...

I think what you said to your boyfriend was sweet but people tend to get freaked easily when they don't know how to react to something you say like that...

I dressed my cat up in the clothes that were on my phycotic looking clown once, she looked just like a circus freak, it was so cute... People used to think I was plain weird for doing things like that... And for saying things like that.... Your just weird, not morbid, morbid is when your depressed and start spouting tragic goth poetry... Being weird is when you say weird things and do weird things....

I once chewed up all my coloured crayons and spat them out into a bowl to see how the colours looked all mushed up togeather and I painted all my different coloured nail polishes on my leg because my family were telling me that I looked pale and had no colour in my life.... I also attempted to cut my off my right leg... For no reason.... Just to see if it would be fun to try and hop with no leg.... Meh, your just weird Soul Erosion, just little weird... Yer not morbid... Your a cute little pot pie...

you people are f'd up.

Welp, I thought that my mind veered toward the darker side of things, but after reading what you two sick fucks said/did, I feel like a freakin' choirboy.

Outfreaked..........who'da thunk?

Im not fucked up.... I just used to think in an obscure way...

damn p.c. shit.

He said I just scare him when I talk about killing him.

I suppose I don't have to kill him just to cut his lips off and fashion them into a lovely keychain of sorts.

Maybe I'm just all gothy inside, but reading all those Poppy Z books really got to me, and now I have this idea in my head that death and murder is some kind of romantic ordeal. Imposing death upon some one is really like forcing some other reality on them almost. Being a mortician, you get to see parts of that person's body that they've lived with all their lives, but even their closest friends and even themselves haven't ever seen or touched them. (well I guess I'm always touching my spleen..since it IS me...)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dunno.

Everytime we get in a fight, I always threaten to kill his pets and string their entrails about the lawn. I'm sure if I could find a way to pop the hood of his snazzy new Honda Civic that daddy bought him, I could put his dead cat on the engine so it's be nice and baked once he opened the smoking hood to inspect it.


I'm always just joking though! We've been together for a year. He should understand this mang.

hehe that's both horribly freaky and yet in the same time pretty sweet. I sure wouldn't know how to react to it if my wife would tell me this. I'd probably just stand there puzzled.

BTW, I am new here, and will ask that in the future that you excuse my lack of knowlegde of English. It isn't my first language, so I'm bound to make some awfull mistakes

um..ok...lol You're excused? It sounded ok to me..

iTz wen u stArt talkin leik thiz tha'z baD.

Your doing fine with the english there...

BTW, Poppy Z Bright.... Never read any of her books, I was just told something about her by Peter who had to deal with a nutcase who thought that his crappy writings were the shit.... Peter tore strips off him... Its on LJ drama I think... Ask Peter, he knows more...

LOL, agreed. It isn't in my nature though


Thanks

*ends talk about languages*

you guys are sick little shits.

Sick fucks make the world a better place

Oh Patty, Im not sick...

AMEN! *takes another sip of Thorazine shake in her thermos*

you sure? let me get my thermometer out and take your temperature.

Ummmm.... I'm not sick either. *cough cough* I don't need my temperature taken....

we should make sure.

SARS relapse.