[Kendra]

come on i know you people are seriously excitted. with the amount of time you've people have known the kendra on darkforum. i never really let ANYBODY have the opportunity to bitch at me about anything at all..... well this is the time i'm going to pop that bubble and let you guys have a full blown bitchy fest at the kendra....
why am i doing this?

because that is seriously easy to answer.... cause i'm feeling very generous

darkforum get to work ASAP!

[Kendra]

PS. if i don't make a thread like this... then sooner or later down that line... somebody might be able to make a thread about it... so i'm giving it a head start to prevent it from ever happening one day.

just to give you people a heads up

[Icey_Blueyez]

You want some bitchin'...i'll give you bitchin'!

Alright so like i'm tanning lately. Cuz i dunno i just wanna. So yeah i tan nude. So all is good until today...I go for only 15 mins and everything is cool until fucking a half hour ago..My fucking nipples are fucking KILLING me. I gota sit here and fucking hold my boobs cuz they are fucking killing me. Now i gota call tomorrow and cancel my appointment and i dunno if i'm even going to go back. But they hurt and ima about to go put some damn ice on em.

Ohhh and i gota another thing i need to bitch about. Why the fuck do people who aint even close to someone go to a god damn funeral. Like fucking seriously. The dude what talked to you once..And what you think he fucking loved you. It fucking pisses me off. You never even fucking knew the dude..and your sitting there fucking crying and being like 'oh i remember the good old times'. You fucking mother fucker you never even had a fucking good old time with the dude. Fuckers. I hate people!

And what the fuck i got another thing. Why the fuck do people gota fucking drive SOOOOOO fucking slow in the damn passin lane on the highway. Like what the fuck. Its there for a reason. Assholes like me who love to go fucking 120 want that lane and you move your little shitty whip to the side so i can pass. But NOOOOOOO they cant, its only the fucking law but noooo they choose to be fucking ass fucks and stay in the god damn lane and PISS me off!!! RAWR!

I'm done for now. Thank you.

[Kendra]

anyway Tijuana_Bandit that was seriously very touchy. eventhough you read my post wrong.. you were sappossed to bitch something about me... instead of bitching about other things.... except this thread can go both ways.


*stabs you with a spork for getting my post wrong*

[Icey_Blueyez]

oh haha. Ooops. To tell you the truth...i just skimmed over it. My bad dawg.

[Kendra]

NOW bitch about me women!

or else i'm gonna throw you in the fiery flames....

[Icey_Blueyez]

Umm..Fine. I fucking hate that shirt you are wearing. Like what the fuck are you thinking?!?! You dumbass!

hah i dunno what to bitch at you about you. huh?!

[syphilis]

Kendra can suck a fart out of a cat's asshole.

[Kendra]

HAHAHA!

well you still get points for trying!

i'm really proud of you Tijuana_Bandit

*nods head*

but um that was seriously week..... thanks for trying and drive through.

[Kendra]

Originally Posted by syphilis

Kendra can suck a fart out of a cat's asshole.

yeah and i'm pretty much dam good at it to!

[Icey_Blueyez]

Fine whatever. I'll take my nipple problem else where! You bitch!

[Kendra]

ya because your nipples aren't even worth it to be helped on.....

[syphilis]

Originally Posted by Kendra

yeah and i'm pretty much dam good at it to!

You're not helping.

[Icey_Blueyez]

bitch you trying to go somewhere with dat? I'll knock you out!!

BITCH!

[harli]

ok kendra i hate that you cant spell for shit! no wonder youre always being misunderstood! what the fuck is wrong with you!? youre one seriously fucked up bitch!

and i love you sweetie

[Icey_Blueyez]

Originally Posted by syphilis

You're not helping.

Shut the fuck up you fucking star wars lover you.

[Kendra]

Originally Posted by syphilis

You're not helping.

well your getting in the fucking way bitch...

[Kendra]

Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit

bitch you trying to go somewhere with dat? I'll knock you out!!

BITCH!

oh my god i'm soo scared of the Tijuana_Bandit

hahahaha.

[Kendra]

Originally Posted by lilywhitemm

ok kendra i hate that you cant spell for shit! no wonder youre always being misunderstood! what the fuck is wrong with you!? youre one seriously fucked up bitch!

and i love you sweetie

NO YOU DON'T YOU FUCKING LYER!!!!!!

i'll kill your cat and have someone kidnap your lover.....

[Icey_Blueyez]

Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy bastard. You leave my heshe alone..Only i'm aloud to bitch slap heshes ass around! Mother fucker.