On the PETA website is Ingrid Newkirk's will. I knew she was batshit crazy, but after reading this, it just proves she nucking futz

PETA: Ingrid Newkirk's Unique Will

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she's wierd.

at least it was creative.

if anyone 'normal' (ie - not a big celebrity because of her crazy organisation) suggested any of that, they'd get locked up for being insane.

I say she has the right to do whatever she wants with her corpse - although mailing it to someone is probably illegal. haz-mat laws and all that.

O_O

*crickets*


True. Well, I've gotta give her credit for that and even though I think she's off the wall I can appreciate that she obviously puts out there what she believes in.

Very odd.

We know that they do this shit for attention, jah?

I wish we could do all that before she died.

mmmmm human bbq. get me an invite.

Ubb...
How much of it do you think will actually get carried out?

considering that there are laws against almost all of what she lists, very little should occur.


But then PETA always did consider itself outside the law.

wow!

i wonder how many people will pay for a part of her body made into some pretty trinket, i see that eventually happening before any actual statements are made from disposing of her body...

i'm sure colonel sanders will be the first in line.

2% of our DNA differentiates us from animals.


50% of my DNA differentiates me from the human race.

Fuck that bitch, I had the idea a long time ago to have myself included in the after-funeral feast; in which my family would consume parts of my corpse.

I will admitt, those Peta people know no bounds. They'll do anything for attention.