Hobo: look timmy I am cutting aparet your dogs

I once had a job as a VC hooker.
My named changed into Ming Ho,my job was to still food from fat capitalist pigs while i was giving them oral pleasure.

One day was stealing a sandwich from a GI but he got aware of my fingers weren't in asshole anymore so i had to beheaded him with a fork and eat his balls for breakfast.
It was great.

that was boring

Shut up and love me you fool.

someone on the internet will

You are that girl from the napalm photo.

Cover up your titters jeez

:'(

Napalm is bad.

but that picture is hilarious

What is this that stands before me?

The canadian border.

I can already see a mob of angry canadians storming at your house with torches and pitchforks.

nonono, thats a mirror.

theyre coming for YOU.

Good relation with canadians i have.

Wouldn't i just see myself in the mirror?

no yoda.

speak backwards you do.

no sense you make hmmmm.

you are transparent.

Stupid ass munch loser you are.

Kick you in the face i will.
With boots it is.

oh i love it when u talk dirty

wow you guys were actually not too retarded for a couple posts there

this calls for a mt dew

bottoms up

Your mom's face against the wall