Why are there so many in the world?

There really should be laws...

there are... unfortunately it's in favor of NON birthcontrol!!

I vote we make abortion retroactive up to 40 years

Fucking jack-catholic

Without idiots we would be bored.

Makes me well safe

Why are there so many idoits, you ask?

The complete and total phase out of "Natural Selection". Any fuck tard can breed with another fuck tard and raise their young. And since McDonalds is basically the only predator known to mankind, these fucktard-lings have free range of most of the planet and all its resources.

"Life is the always fatal sexually transmitted disease."

if nobody has ever coined that phrase before, i'm stealing it as mine.

yes, anyone can breed and make their young survive. but to succeed in raising their young as intelligent creatures that can think for themselves, not many can do that at all.
-the danger is, even if you are intelligent, once you fall into a group of people, you catch their stupid.

and stupid is such a hard thing to get off of you. .

If nobody's used it, it's automatically yours. It's only stealing if they have thought of it before.

I prefer having idiots in this world over a dull life.

Have you ever worked in tech support, cause if you have, you probably wouldn't be saying that

At least that way you can make money off of stupidity. Idiocy really is a business, but sometime in the future of our world you can expect human beings to fall back into the most primitive of lives simply because stupid people procreate more than intelligent people.

Catch me later on that one.

Tech support sucks. I've done tech and customer support for ISPs, and you would really be suprised at how stupid some people can really be.

The two most common problems/questions in computer tech support are: "My cup holder is broken" and "Its says press any key...... which key is the any key?" And if you think I am joking, try talking to some 70 year old fart from the deep south part of Georgia who just had the nice young "Boah" come out and hook up is brand new computer, and is wondering which key to mash.

if there were no idiots, who would we make fun of?

I've gotten the 'My cup holder is broke...' phone call from more than one person. I think the worst was a little chinese woman that was having problems finding the enter button. She was using a Mac. Macs have a return key.
She argued with me for 30 minutes or so that they weren't the same thing, so then I told her to move her mouse across the screen and click on something. She told me that didn't work.
Come to find out, she had literally taken the mouse, put it on the computer's monitor and started clicking.
I went ahead and took lunch after that.

I don't know how many times I have heard about people literally doing that.... never happened to me though..... Ever gotten a relay call before?