that i had my ex mates number so i could phone her and tell her how much of a fucking cunt she is to her face instead of her answering machine..


still..eiyher wat it was funny.


fucking cunt, i dare her to phone me. i'll kick the living fucking shit out of her.;

What if she doesn't answer her phone, and you talk to her answering machine anyway?

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl, that looked good,
I would call her.

1 2 3 4 git yo woman on da floor, gotta gotta get up get dooooown, gotta gotta get up get dowwwn.

push push in da bush, don't step on the toes cause you might get squished.

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg, and then he licked his bowl and looked at me then did the wild thing on my leg, he used to scratch and bite me. Before he was much much meaner, but now all the poodles come to my house for the funky cold medina!

She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine fellow"
You run over there without a second to loose
And what comes next, hey bust a move

you guys are as mental as a chicken oriental.

nothing like a good old fashioned alcohol induced rant

indeed there isn't!

This turned into a really swell thread, guys.

ramen noodles? i could go for some of those about now.

Why don't you just let it go- karma will kick her ass anyways.

Meh, karma, I don't trust hippie magic.

It isn't hippie magic.

Do you consider Buddhism and Jainism hippy- like religions?

These two religions believe heavely on Karma.

I'm just being a dick. I'm an atheist, it's all hippie magic to me.

it's all cool, i just wish i had given her the message sooner. besides, i'm pretty sure karma is already biting her ass without me!