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Lord-IVD · 06-14-04

Yep thats about Self's history with gals as well LOL !!! ok no divorce papers but self did waste alot of cash on some rings lol ..

Axantha · 06-16-04

I got the ring back.....she could only throw it so far anyway....gave it to my sister to hold onto.

Iron's Rite · 06-22-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordyn

so to think this is some pussy whipping power struggle, is really just a happily wed couple with a wife that doesn't enjoy cleaning house, a husband who does...limited by time because both have to work to keep from drowning in bush's america...

but i can say we do have a nice house, no debt and while our children are slightly horrible they are well adjusted and happy girls.

Don't get me wrong. I understand that there is a huge difference between manipulation and working together and neither one of you appears to be the manipulative type. Although I wouldn't know about consensual sex-play.

errantrogue · 07-01-04

i want a french maid... NOW!

Jordyn · 07-02-04

it's always french, why not german, swedish, or just a simple american maid? *pouts*

Axantha · 07-02-04

I don't want a french maid....would rather have an american woman that I can understand.

I can only speak enough French, or German, or Danish, or Spanish to get slapped in a bar.

errantrogue · 07-02-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jordyn

it's always french, why not german, swedish, or just a simple american maid? *pouts*

who am I to argue with such tried and true archetypes...

Lord-IVD · 07-02-04

Self would be too DICK-stracted with a maid around >

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