what about dying from drinking every night? is that suicide?

My bad...... you're right. I thought I did ask.... so...... What's wrong?

Hell no. That's just plain cool.

Oh yeah...... so cool.

damn about time i did something right.


magic, who are you asking as my sex is keeping me from remembering if there was a question.

*chuckles*

That doesn't sound like sleeping forever and not dreaming (remember the not dreaming part), that sounds like I'm either wide awake for the fires of hell, or having a very vivid nightmare. I'd like to avoid either one.

....so you give me the instructions on how-to, then tell me not to do it....in keeping with the contradictions of life, I suppose.

Suicide is for retards? How exactly then do they avoid the fires of hell? Or is that what they deserve?

Thanks for your concern, (antihero).

If you die from drugs and/or alcohol, you're cool.
If you die by cutting/shooting yourself, you're a lamer.
If someone else kills you, you're a pussy.

If you actually want to sleep forever, then find a really understanding wife who won't mind you lying around all day, and who is willing to turn you over ever 8-10 hours, so you don't get bedsores.

very carefully overdose on something enough to put yourself into a coma, but first be rich enough that they'll keep you on life support until your body gives out.

damn she's good.

's alright. Thanks for your concern...minus the sarcasm.

Nothing is wrong, though, God's divine plan is without flaw. It only looks wrong to me.

God's devine nothing, shit can be wrong but feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to help. talk to someone son, take some sort of action, tell someone to go fuck themselves, get something unneccessary out of your life. there are always methods of coping
always

That's impossible for a number of reasons, but thanks anyways.

yeah, i like alcohol.

Interesting....I've thought of something similar, but it'd be awful tricky. I'm in Canada though, so I wouldn't need to be rich. Thanks for the suggestion.

You say that like I'm actually trying to help you out. Sleeping forever is a cop-out. Either that, or it's really a good idea. I haven't decided yet.

isn't that like online roleplaying games essentially?

Yeah, pretty much. Whoever plays Everquest is an Everloser, in my opinion.

I'm so fucking witty and attractive that sometimes I want to clone myself as a woman, and go down on me.

Actually, feeling sorry for myself does help a little bit when I do it in public and it draws attention to me....I know it's shameless and pathetic and probably brings other people down, that's why I try to keep it to a minimum.