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05-08-03

I’ve seen the commercials. "Would you like to pet my poopy"...

the humor bitch board sortof fits most of general right now...


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05-08-03

yeah...................we could make a new board



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05-08-03

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I’ve seen the commercials. "Would you like to pet my poopy"...

the humor bitch board sortof fits most of general right now...

yeah that is true! maybe we should like connect them together or something. but oh well they are fine the way that they are.
everytime i see that commercail it makes me bust out in laughter!
  
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05-13-03

Dear God why do you not take me away
  
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05-13-03

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If you go, take me too. Deal? PM me if you wish.



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05-14-03

It's not up to me
  
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05-14-03

Nor me. I just want to be the Gum on Heaven's Chair.



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that's great
  
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05-14-03

Heaven has a ass?


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Dear God why do you not take me away
because he see's that your not worth taken.
  
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Okay....... where's the bitchin....... I'm guilty of this offence also, but you're right, this is more "general" thread material. Most of these threads are. We need to have a good fight. I'll start. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! GUTTER SLUT HO BAGS! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!


*no real insult intended, just trying to get the ball rolling*



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FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! GUTTER SLUT HO BAGS! FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!


*no real insult intended, just trying to get the ball rolling*

I FUCKED YOUR MOMMIE AND DADDIE LAST NIGHT! I FUCKED THEM ALL NIGHT LONG BABY!!
  
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05-15-03

Oh, yeah, we'll then I owe you a thank you for distracting them while I was busy fucking your boyfriend.



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Oh, yeah, we'll then I owe you a thank you for distracting them while I was busy fucking your boyfriend.
HA boyfriend!? i don't have a boyfriend. you maybe fucked an emaginary boyfriend that you couldn't see.

your right this is fun.
  
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05-15-03

yeah, well i gave said parents and imaginary boyfriend herpies by buying them whores so you all have herpes now my treat...
  
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05-15-03

Haahaa....... yeah, it is. LOL.

Well, okay then, it wasn't your boyfriend, I just didn't want to embarass you about talking about your king kong vibrator that you keep in your sock draw.



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Haahaa....... yeah, it is. LOL.

Well, okay then, it wasn't your boyfriend, I just didn't want to embarass you about talking about your king kong vibrator that you keep in your sock draw.
really i thaught that king kong vibrator was yours. no wonder why it looks used.
  
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yeah, well i gave said parents and imaginary boyfriend herpies by buying them whores so you all have herpes now my treat...

how could an emaginary boyfriend give me herpes?
  
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well, he can't but ninjet's parents can...
  
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05-15-03

Welll, it was brand new until you're mom had to go jackin my shit. When I asked her about it she said something about you're dad not "fillin her love button".



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