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Mayhem Discuss I told some chick to suck my dick today... in the Discussions forums; I dunno... It seemed like a really cool insult to the stupid little bitch... But I don't have a dick.... I grabbed my crotch area while I said it ...

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I dunno... It seemed like a really cool insult to the stupid little bitch... But I don't have a dick.... I grabbed my crotch area while I said it too....

She looked at me weird for saying that.... I think shes afraid of me now.....


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HAHAHA! god that made me laugh.
  
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wait... you don't have a dick?


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No ArSiNiK.... I don't think I do but Haven't been able to see down there for the past month so I dunno....


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HAHAHA! god that made me laugh.
The chick looked genuinely afraid of me.... I would have laughed my ass if she said that to me but she really did look terrified.... heh...


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No ArSiNiK.... I don't think I do but Haven't been able to see down there for the past month so I dunno....
take a picture and send it to me. i'll let you know.


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I'd be scared too if a pregnant lady grabbed her crotch infront of me.
  
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The chick looked genuinely afraid of me.... I would have laughed my ass if she said that to me but she really did look terrified.... heh...
she should of taken it as a joke.
  
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heh.... I kinda thought it was funny....


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same here hehe. some how i love the stuff that you always come up with.
  
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I don't even know what makes me think that way Shy... I think Im posessed by some dude demon or something...


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01-26-04
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its ok len. i tell everyone to suck my left nut all the time, or that i'm sweating my balls off. (if they mention something about my being a girl its fun to look down my pants and go "on no! its too late! they've sweat themselves right off!")
  
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I don't even know what makes me think that way Shy... I think Im posessed by some dude demon or something...
well send him my way! so i could be cleaver like you
  
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Im not smart... I just know what not to say to people... I often offend...


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its ok len. i tell everyone to suck my left nut all the time, or that i'm sweating my balls off. (if they mention something about my being a girl its fun to look down my pants and go "on no! its too late! they've sweat themselves right off!")

"Night, do not look for him."


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There is some type of lunacy in telling another girl to suck your non-existant dick.

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So Im insane now? Suck my dick!!!!!


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NO suck my dick! I'm the one that is sappost to be insane.

~puts a strap on~
  
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JEBUS!!! Theres chicks with dicks everywhere these days -


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