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Originally Posted by Nivvie And I think stripping in itself is harmless, but the children of strippers can get into a lot of shit at school, and you know what, I really wouldn't have wanted my mother to do it. | it is harmless, but it's a profession in which you need to be careful. there are quite a few nutcases that like to take the stripper-client relationship a little to far. i knew someone who had to be escorted to and from her car when she was at work because someone was stalking her.
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12-17-04
You can strip for me. I wouldn't mind at all. Wait. Did I just say that?!
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Strange how Fine Art nude models are seen as respectable yet strippers are not when fundementally they are both taking their clothes off for money... 
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Fine Art models don't girate their splayed open bits in your face. I dunno, maybe they should.
I took and art class a few years back, the nude model was a seventy two year old retired postman.
Nothing like capturing shrivelled up wrinkly bits to bring out the artist in you...
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Well if you'd seen some of the crap I do that so called 'photographers' try to pass as 'fine art' then you would know what I was talking about...
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Originally Posted by Nivvie Fine Art models don't girate their splayed open bits in your face. I dunno, maybe they should.
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Sorry, not an expert.
I kind of bunch exotic dancers, strippers and lap dancers in together.
But you get lap dances in strip clubs, right?
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Originally Posted by Nivvie Fine Art models don't girate their splayed open bits in your face. I dunno, maybe they should.
I took and art class a few years back, the nude model was a seventy two year old retired postman.
Nothing like capturing shrivelled up wrinkly bits to bring out the artist in you... | Not to mention tears and a desire to jab out your own eyes with a lump of charcoal huh?
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I was OK, as I was a nurse for years and if it's human, I've seen it. I once saw a man who cut his own dick off, back in the fifties as he wanted to be a woman. It was the only thing he did to perform any transformation, as his family didn't approve. I saw him as an old man in nappies, and man, when I opened that nappy, really didn't know where to look. There was nothing to look at!
But there were a few fellow students who did some frantic smoking outside, avoiding the wrinkly.
Might not have been so bad if he hadn't been happy to chat to people in his naked state. Very hard to concentrate on what you're saying.
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Strippers to Wear Business Permits
Stripping pain: Dancers are unhappy that they will have to display their permits at all times
Strippers in a Californian city will soon have to put on something they can't take off - a business permit.
The City Council in San Antonio has approved a measure requiring exotic dancers to apply for permits and wear them while performing.
Authorities say the rule, which goes into effect in 10 days, will allow them to quickly identify those dancers who are breaking nudity rules.
Among other things, full nudity and contact with customers are not allowed in San Antonio strip clubs.
"We're trying to reduce criminal activity inside the establishments on the part of the entertainers, i.e., prostitution," said Lt Mike Gorhum, who heads the vice squad.
The permit - roughly half the size of a credit card - will include the dancer's stage name and a photo.
Police would be able to check that information against club records to determine her real name and other personal data.
"I really don't know where we're supposed to place it," complained a dancer who calls herself Tempest.
"It's definitely going to get in the way of our performing, and it might just look a little bit tacky."
Gorhum said it is up to the dancers where they wear the permits, as long as they are in plain sight.
"It can be on the wrist or the ankle, or something like that," he said.
The new rule also mandates a 3-foot space between dancers and patrons to ensure no touching during table dances.
Such contact is already banned, though violations are not uncommon.
Jim Deegear, an attorney for a number of San Antonio strip clubs, said complying with the space rule will require clubs to reduce the number of tables, and thus the number of customers.
"It's really going to cut into the revenue of my clients, which I think is the real purpose," said Deegear, who plans to the fight the rules in court.
"They can't legally say, 'We want to run these people out of business."'
Tempest said wearing a permit might give away too much information to the customers.
"What scares me is we do get a lot of these guys taking it too far - they forget that this is just entertainment," she said. "How do we know that these guys are not going to try to obtain very personal information about us?"
She said the 3-foot buffer zones will make it hard for her to make money on table dances and will present logistical problems in a crowded club.
"If you're 3 feet away from one guy and 3 feet away from another guy," she said, "you're pretty much giving another guy a free dance."
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Originally Posted by Nivvie I've surpassed broke and entered the realms of substantial debt.
And I've stopped caring.
I met a woman the other day who owes £120,000 on credit cards!!! That's even more in dollars and just think of the interest rates!!!!
I don't owe that much, and so as long as there are people in more debt than me, I don't care...it'll get paid....in the end. | There is a good reason why my mother and myself do not have credit cards | |
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Wait till you're trying to convince the court not to repossess someones how even though they owe 250,000.00 to various people and are only woth £75,000.00 alinve and 110,000.00 dead!
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Originally Posted by neonwraith Wait till you're trying to convince the court not to repossess someones how even though they owe 250,000.00 to various people and are only woth £75,000.00 alinve and 110,000.00 dead!
Neon | Is that you?
If so *bows in honour*
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I'm the one doing the convincing, my client is the one with no cash whatsoever.
It's not easy doing my job sometimes
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